Why is it that all white trash losers (Schlitz-guzzling, mullet-wearing wife beaters) have to have apartments/trailers that look like city dumps? If you have shit you need to get rid of, load up the El Camino and take it to the fucking dump! Don't just let your junk sit out in the open so everyone can make fun of you. You're worthless enough, why make it harder on yourself?
I own a small rental and the people in this neighborhood are complete pigs. My property value there is declining $1 an hour because of these rampant garbage dumps.
And another thing. WHY DO WHITE TRASH WOMEN who are particularly fat-assed and ugly have to wear stretch pants? I really don't need to see your cottage cheese mondo-asses bobbling around when you waddle out to check your fucking mail. And the shorts that show the blubber on the back of your knees, burn them please. In fact, please don't come out of your trailer until nightfall so that we don't have to see your disgusting greasy sweaty hogbody. I mean Christ, their may be small children around.
I know we need these upstanding overachievers to sweep floors, sling Camel Lights and do all the other shit jobs the rest of us are too smart to do, but for God's sake, we need to educate these rats that they need to do a better job of keep ing their nests clean and their droppings off the sidewalk.
So it's time for responsible citizens to offer their time and efforts to this cause. Go down to your local white trash hangout and spread the word for a cleaner, less disgusting America. Here are some locations to consider visiting:
1. Wal Mart
2. All convenience stores
3. All run-down hair salons
4. Pawn shops
5. Any large 'corporate-type' call center
6. Concession stands
8. Any restaurant open past midnight or with a drive-thru
9. Any establishment that contains the word "tavern" in its name
10. Any outdoor activity involving a race-track
Thanks for your time, good luck, and remember to RESPECT THE MULLET!