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End of ze World

What crime will be committed the most just prior to the apocalypse?

  • Murder

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Rape

    Votes: 9 50.0%
  • Homicide

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Suicide (?)

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • Looting

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Theft

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Jay Walking

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • Speeding

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Parking Violations

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Some other Crime

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • Total voters
    18

Brain Spout

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#1
what crime do you think will be the most rampant just prior to the apocalypse, and why?

i think it will be rape. because just prior to the apocalypse a lot of people are going ot say fuck it and start fucking, even if that means rape. im not saying this will be me, im just saying a lot of people arent going to care about the consequences, sicne there are none.
 

bnccoder

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#2
I think thieft or looting will, becuase for murder you have to find the people you want to murder, or pull up with a nail gun and an air compresser in the mall and just start shooting. People would also be looking for supplies to try and survive it.
 

Brain Spout

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#3
bnccoder said:
I think thieft or looting will, becuase for murder you have to find the people you want to murder, or pull up with a nail gun and an air compresser in the mall and just start shooting. People would also be looking for supplies to try and survive it.
true, but i mean assured destruction. some how you know the world will end in 24 hours or 6 hours, or 2 days, or sometime soon. you know it's going to happen. meteor, mutually assured destruction, something will kill every living thing on the planet soon. no survival is possilbe, then what?
 

bnccoder

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#4
Rape or murder would probably be the top then, unless you count speeding.
 

ArrowHate

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#5
Fire ze -c-i-g-a-r-e-t-t-e-s- missiles!
 

Icarus

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#6
Suicide, because most people, I'd imagine, would rather die on their own terms.
 

Brazen

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#7
rape, a lot of virgins out their..
 

Jung

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#8
I think rape and theft would be the most widespread.
 

bnccoder

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#9
Don't you think that most females would want to have sex before they die too?
 

CatchTheWind

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#10
Murder, probably. But not premeditated. Probably something stupid like vehicular manslaughter, because so many people would be panicking and rushing out onto the streets as people were speeding.
 

I Hate The FCC

Homo est Deus
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#11
I think murder and rape would be the top. Hell, if I was going to die in a few hours, everyone would be fucked. We'd all die in a few hours anyway. I wouldn't be surprised if I got shot or killed somehow during the Apocalypse. I wouldn't even care. I'd be dying anyway. I'd go on a rampage. Or I'd stay with my family in our last moments.
 
R

RedOctober

Guest
#12
No!!! Parking violations.

Rape and murder we have seen through history, and the world kept turning.
It must be the parking violations!
Those really disrupt law and order!
 

Broken

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#13
Other:


Heavy drug use; if we all have to go, and with forewarning. I am going to be stoned retarded.

As for mass deflowering;

I will leave the virgins for the young guys, gimmie me a women that knows what she's doing. You can have the cherry, gimmie the box it came in.
 

gurlgonewild

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#14
Broken said:
You can have the cherry, gimmie the box it came in.
:rotflmao:



it'd likely be rape therefore i'd be murdering people left and right. no, no, come to think of it, i'd be committing murder anyway. lots more fun than listening to men scream for their mommy's in agony.


mmm yeah, i said that right.
 

LiberatioN

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#15
Philosophy time!

Contrary to what everyone has listed, I think that end times will be signified by peace and assimilation rather than hatred and chaos. We are progressively learning to accept cultures and we instill that among people we encounter. Eventually, I predict that we will have a super economy to supply all nations of the world (take into consideration that I'm a hardcore Libertarian). At that time, there will be one person who arises and becomes the leader of a generation. Biblically speaking, the "anti-Christ" (as predicted by Revolutions). Corruption through deception is my vote for the end times. :thumbsup:
 

Dave666

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#16
What would be the purpose of stealing things if you were about to die? I would probably go with rape, and murder. There's nothing better than sex and guns. :soldier:
 
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#17
I'd voted for rape, but I dunno what it really would be. I'm sure that everyone wold wanna fuck before that die... so maybe not rape? Would'nt people wanna stay with their famalies? Maybe murder - kill all the ppl you hate before you die... I got my list... Plus, everyone would be stoned out of their minds - if your gonna die, do it happily!