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Every Mothers Nightmare

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bigck3000

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The Fate of Young Awaken.



"HERMAN!....SWEETIE!....THIS IS MOMMY....YOUR FATHER'S GOING TO KICK THE DOOR DOWN.....do it honey."

*BANG*

"Oh my God!.....Call 911 Jack!"

"Herman....Sweetie...can you hear me?.....Herman say something PLEASE!."

"ughhhh....mo...mom? Mom.....you're not going to believe it....I did it."


"You're so pale.....what did you do honey?"

"I....*cough*....I actually....pwned someone."

"What....poan? what does that mean?"

"I made this guy....jamesp....*cough*...leave IRC....It was great mommy."

"IRC? Is that on the...ummm...computer? Herman you've been in here for five days straight....you're dehydrated.....Why did you do this?"

"Nym...*cough*.....If I get enough rep....maybe...maybe Nymphchic will be my e-girlfriend."

"Herman....thank god you were wearing your helmet....When we came in you were collapsed on the floor....dont try to move sweety....daddy's calling the ambulance."

"Mommy..."

"What sweetie....tell me"


"Daddy isnt going to get black rubber glove is he?"

"No, Herman.....We have to get you to the hospital first...then you can play with daddy."

"Oh mommy.....Please let me keep the internet...
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"Herman you were never on the internet sweety....thats an Easy-Bake oven box."

"But mommy....I saw them....they were there....."

"I know they were sweetie...I know."


"I pwned them all mommy....then I roffled"

"Honey you may...be going away after we get to the hospital."


"To the internet!"

"Sure sweety....to the internet."
 

Noob

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:rotflmao:

Dude, these posts are awesome. :thumbsup:

btw, I thought you didn't like scum. :p
 

jamesp

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lol, i dont exactly get it but it was funny....and awsome because it mentioned me.:thumbsup:
 
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HAHA! :thumbsup:

Another thread dedicated to me! w00t!

"Honey you may...be going away after we get to the hospital."

"To the internet!"

"Sure sweety....to the internet."
rofl. Good times. Here I thought I was going to be disappointed. :thumbsup:


It's funny about the oven thing...Is it a toaster oven?
Lol, I had actually been thinking, "What if all of this was just some crazy dream?" today. Hmm... Anywayz. :thumbsup:
 

jamesp

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HAHA! :thumbsup:

Another thread dedicated to me! w00t!



rofl. Good times. Here I thought I was going to be disappointed. :thumbsup:


It's funny about the oven thing...Is it a toaster oven?
Lol, I had actually been thinking, "What if all of this was just some crazy dream?" today. Hmm... Anywayz. :thumbsup:

ahhh...so you were trying to brag about "making me leave chat"?
 
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jamesp said:
ahhh...so you were trying to brag about "making me leave chat"?
Actually, I have no idea what he's talking about, but it's funny anyways. :thumbsup:
 

jamesp

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Actually, I have no idea what he's talking about, but it's funny anyways. :thumbsup:
yeah, lets just assume that its about Diz_lil_nuts.
 
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jamesp said:
yeah, lets just assume that its about Diz_lil_nuts.
Worx for me since my name isn't Herman. DIZNUTS acts like a herman, though :thumbsdn:

I LOVE the easy bake oven part, though.

I roffled at it :thumbsup:
 

bigck3000

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it sorta detracts from the whole experience when you keep sucking my dick about it.
 
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bigck3000 said:
it sorta detracts from the whole experience when you keep sucking my dick about it.
It's funny. Isn't that what you've been trying to do since you registered? Not my fault it took you 1,300 posts to finally do it. I doubt that this shall happen again, but go ahead and try. :thumbsup:
 

bigck3000

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Relax awaken....part of becoming a woman is being able to admit when you've been out-classed...you've still got a ways to go. :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
 
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bigck3000 said:
Relax awaken....part of becoming a woman is being able to admit when you've been out-classed...you've still got a ways to go. :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
I give you a thumbsup and you give me a thumbsdown? :thumbsdn: That's not cool. Just showz what a pour sport you are at the internetz.

I have to go finish the thread where FCC pwnz you without trying now.
 

DIZNUTS

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jamesp said:
yeah, lets just assume that its about Diz_lil_nuts.
yea but i have trouble keeping DIZ_lil_NUTS in yo mouth.....and Awaken you told me personaly that your name IS Herman!
 
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