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Every Time

Icarus

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Chronologically... this is how it happened...

'Member? 'Member?! Was it puppy love?
I remember all the shit you did that was fucking dumb
Haha... cheat on me? I eventually got over it
You put me through that shit but I promised that I'd forget it
Yeah yeah... a man feels no pain
Until his woman slits her wrists and procedes to do cocaine
In the same damn day? Oh my god! What you doing?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
What the fuck are you thinking? I swear goddamnit!
That's the way people's faces get erased from the planet!
What the fuck are you thinking? What the fuck's in your head?
I've told you before and I'll tell you once again
Cause these things are facts
I won't always be here, so THINK WHEN YOU ACT
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
I don't even know honey, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?
Cause I'm picking up the pieces and your life isn't ruined
But I wish I didn't care about you, cause you put me through it

Every time...
Every single girl that I care about
Gets a grip on my heart and doesn't wait to tear it out
I know you love me... I know I love you
I just don't love your habits or the things that you do

Haha... good times! We'd get along and stuff
Even in love, until you got too damn drunk
"I'M SO WASTED... TELL ME YOU'LL KISS ME TONIGHT!"
That's fine, except you said it to the WRONG FUCKING GUY
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
And why didn't you tell me you were going out drinking?
I mean, what happened to the talk about getting married?
What, you drink too much and you forget what we're sharing?
YOU CALLED ME YOUR SOULMATE, what the fuck did you do?
Did you cheat on your new goddamn boyfriend too?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! YOU GOT A FUCKING TATTOO?
OF A WHAT?! ON YOUR WHAT?! YOU'D BEEN SMOKING OUT TOO?
I wish I could remove all the bad influences
But that shit can be terminal like bad influenza
And I wish it was easy and I wish I didn't care
And next time you FUCK UP, I just won't be there

Every time...
Every single girl that I care about
Gets a grip on my heart and doesn't wait to tear it out
I know you love me... I know I love you
I just don't love your habits or the things that you do

Three for one... girls I'm not involved with but that know I do care
Fuck up and abuse themselves, and guess who's there?
You snorted a line but you don't know what it was?
You don't know who you got it from? You did WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
And yes I will help you and make sure you get through it
Put your head down honey, and try to go to sleep
And I'll try to make you comfortable, so try not to freak
But why the fuck did you do that? What the fuck did you think?

Next story... a girl whos future seemed so promising
Got drunk and took E? She's outside vomiting?
She smoked WHAT laced with WHAT?
And she crashed racing trucks?
She's on top of a pool table shaking her butt?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
PUT THAT BOTTLE DOWN! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING?
ABSINTHE?! ISN'T THAT SHIT FUCKING ILLEGAL?
You're telling me to stop preaching and treat you like an equal?
You act like a child! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
Until you grow up, well then THAT'S HOW I'LL TREAT YOU!
I'll spare you, matter of fact I WON'T baby you,
And by the way bitch. I think you're crazy too!
Your best friend? A bitch who can't keep a secret!
Fuck - you took HOW many pills? You did WHAT last weekend?!
Why do I always end up taking care of your mess?
Why am I always the one feeling the stress?

Next story... give this girl any rule and she'll break it
Tell her your orange tic tac is a drug and she'll take it
YOU TOOK DXM? YOU ALMOST GOT RAPED, BITCH!
YOUR FIRST TIME?! I'M AMAZED THAT YOU'RE STILL AWAKE, BITCH!
Why do you do this? Why do you do this?
Why do you always seem to make me feel useless?
You promised me you'd stop, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
Don't give me that bullshit, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!
I'M DONE! FUCK OFF! I'M SICK OF YOUR HABITS!
I'M DONE! AND YOU'RE DONE TAKING ADVANTAGE!
FUCK OFF! I LOVE YOU! SO FUCK OFF! I LOVE YOU!
BUT I HATE WHAT YOU DO AND I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU!
SO FUCK OFF! IT'S OVER! DON'T CALL ME AGAIN!
DON'T WRITE ME A LETTER AND DON'T TALK TO MY FRIENDS!
I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU!
FUCK OFF! I STILL LOVE YOU! FUCK OFF! I STILL LOVE YOU!

Every time...

Every time...
Every single girl that I care about
Gets a grip on my heart and doesn't wait to tear it out
I know you love me... I know I love you
I just don't love your habits or the things that you do

TRUE FUCKING STORY
 

void

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that was awesome.. who said there's too many lovesongs? ;)
 

Icarus

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Thanks... I am in a bad mood because the last part of this happened today...
 

void

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Icarus said:
Thanks... I am in a bad mood because the last part of this happened today...
that's even more impressive, this was wrote today? it seems much more polished than that..
 

Icarus

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This was about an hour or an hour and 15 minutes... but I was surprised myself by how fast I wrote it. Usually something of this length takes about 5 days of dicking around with, this however, was raw emotion.

Edit:// Updated it a little bit...
 

dustinzgirl

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Oh Icarus, you poor kid. I'm sorry about all of this, and I wish I could make it better for you. Water's wet, the sky is blue, and women suck.

On the up note, very nicely written. I really liked it.
 

Icarus

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Thanks :) It's okay. All in a teenager's life!
 

Jiraffe

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Nicely writ. Been there though not on your side of the story more hers.

Hope things work out for you guys.