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Everything kills you

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Does it piss anyone else off that everytime you turn on the news or read the paper, there is something new that's 'dangerous to your health'. I saw once that sleeping with a nightlight on for kids may cause lime disease. apparently everything can kill us now a days. Seems they are trying to make us paranoid, don't ya think? Same with the end of the world. Every few months there is a new discovery that could be a sign the world is coming to an end. Give it up all reayd, ya know?
 

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No, what really pisses me off is everytime my grandparents watch the news they'll tell me every little bad news that happening, mostly about people murdering and what not. I gave up on the news a long time ago because they only put on the bad shit to get ratings, If I want to know if something kills me I'll eat it >_<.
 

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I agree and let me add. People will die. They just have a name for every fucking thing that kills you now, and if you give them money they have a way to prevent it. People used to die of old age, now it's all got names so we can declare war against it. Fucking morons. ACCEPT MORTALITY.
 

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For once I can actually agree with somebody. Yes, it is very ridiculous that they claim basically anything can kill you. Usually what I do is... whatever they say is bad, do it more often, just so you can shove it in their faces that they are wasting time. And about people dying, who cares? If I wanted to hear about someone dying, I would ask, or I would know the person who died. I don't care if Joe Hernandez or some shit died the other day.
 

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People=Shit said:
For once I can actually agree with somebody. Yes, it is very ridiculous that they claim basically anything can kill you. Usually what I do is... whatever they say is bad, do it more often, just so you can shove it in their faces that they are wasting time. And about people dying, who cares? If I wanted to hear about someone dying, I would ask, or I would know the person who died. I don't care if Joe Hernandez or some shit died the other day.
gtfo, too much slipknot for you :thumbsdn:
 

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From what I've been told; Neg Rep Kills thousands every year.
 

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Do everything that is bade for your health.

Then call me back in about ten years and let me know how it is going.

Fucking dumbasses.
 

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yeah, those cell phones are gonna getcha cancer. um, but you have to use them about 10 hours a day for the rest of your life. by that time, you'll be dead.
 

MrNewbie

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dustinzgirl said:
Do everything that is bade for your health.

Then call me back in about ten years and let me know how it is going.

Fucking dumbasses.
Quieten down, bratchild. If somebody uses words that you don't understand, it doesn't imply to you're a slut. You need to accept that some people are just better than you.
 

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People=Shit said:
For once I can actually agree with somebody. Yes, it is very ridiculous that they claim basically anything can kill you. Usually what I do is... whatever they say is bad, do it more often, just so you can shove it in their faces that they are wasting time. And about people dying, who cares? If I wanted to hear about someone dying, I would ask, or I would know the person who died. I don't care if Joe Hernandez or some shit died the other day.
fuck you asshole me and Joe Hernandez go way back in the day.......i should smack the living shit out of you man......it wasn't his fault he was doing 150 on the highway....in the opposing lanes :rolleyes:
 

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MrNewbie said:
Quieten down, bratchild. If somebody uses words that you don't understand, it doesn't imply to you're a slut. You need to accept that some people are just better than you.
I know, I hate it when ppl uze words I cant understand. Espessialy the big ones.


You wish you were my pimp-daddy dont you? Too bad, positions been filled by CL.

But I here Gehtfuct is looking for a new bat boy.
 

MrNewbie

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dustinzgirl said:
I know, I hate it when ppl uze words I cant understand. Espessialy the big ones.


You wish you were my pimp-daddy dont you? Too bad, positions been filled by CL.

But I here Gehtfuct is looking for a new bat boy.
I would simply buy you. :thumbsup:
 
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Yeah, well, they also say masturbation causes blindness.

They say a lot of shit.
 
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Yeah, well, they also say masturbation causes blindness.

They say a lot of shit.
I hear it grows hair on your palms, too.
 
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hey guess what the news said last night? apparently if you eat too much processed or raw meat, it can increase your risk of of pancres cancer!!!! wtf?! calories are bad, carbs are bad, meat is bad, dairy is bad, light is bad, air in our home sis more dangerous to us then the air outside. we're all doomed i tell you, DOOMED! well, at least thats what the news is trying to beat into us.
 
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