Evil Genie Thread

RunningDeer

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Granted. Now he's on the roof with a dildo in one hand and a rifle in the other insisting that Drew Carrey is going to burst out from his left nipple. The neighbors have fired up the grills and made beer runs.

I wish my social life existed beyond work.
 

darkkseid

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Granted. You are now in jail and have a very good *ahem* social life with the other prisoners. Enjoy your new nickname, BJ.

I wish I had an ossim laptop.
 

Avidity

Definitaly not an illuminati agent. Move along.
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She does, realizes what the world truly is, and kills herself.

I wish I could breath underwater.
 

RunningDeer

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Granted, but it has coincided with a demand from The Powers That Be that you sing "Another One Bites the Dust" continuously until Easter loud enough for them to hear. (They're far way.)


I wish I could go on a roadtrip.
 

Swah

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Granted, you HAD it. Now it's mine and you watch me enjoy it.

I wish I had a new place to live, a place of my own.
 

BeanBurrito

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Granted, but the old man in the next apartment is always hitting on you and you suspect he has a peephole into your room...sometimes you can hear a faint "fap fap fap" through the wall.

I wish I had more motivation to get my college papers and other work done.
 

CoprophagousCop

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Granted, but after finishing your papers you are so tired that you forget to turn them in.

I wish there was world peace.
 

CoprophagousCop

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Granted, but after finishing your papers you are so tired that you forget to turn them in.

I wish there was world peace.
 

CoprophagousCop

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Granted, but after finishing your papers you are so tired that you forget to turn them in.

I wish there was world peace.