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(ex)wife

maotx

some guy
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2 days after thanksgiving i get a call saying she wants a divorce.
she leads me on to think that we can work things out
3 months later i find out shes pregnant by my best friend
shes been screwing for the past 3 months
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she now lives in new orleans with him, pregnant, and with my kid
wtf
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i was a good husband.
tried my damnest to make money.
let her do what she wanted.
cooked my own damn food.
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GottaHurt

Sexual Deviant
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Dude I know the rage and sorrow you are feeling, only time will make it go away.

Don't second guess yourself or let your mind play games with you.What's done is done and there's no turning back the clock.Right now you have two choices, the high road and the low road.

The low road is drinking yourself into a stupor and feeling sorry for yourself, you're just wasting time if you take this path.

The high road is keeping your mind busy and your body active.
All those projects you were "going to do", now's the time to do them.
Exercise program, start it now.Lifestyle change, again, now is the time.
Get out of your old routines and habits and get your mind and body focused on the new you.Several months will pass before you know it, the hurt won't be as deep, and you'll find that you're still alive, with a bright horizon.

If you sink into depression and totally lose it, she wins, and wins big.
If you pull yourself up and make a better life for yourself, you win twofold.

It's your choice dawg.
 

maotx

some guy
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yeah i know
its been 6 months since she said she wanted a divorce
I now have a great job in a field that i enjoy in a company that rocks
And I am moving on, putting her in the past.

But like i said, she has my kid right now too and I'm force to talk to her.
So, every day i talk to her i just get more and more pissed off at her.
I wish I could just grab my kid and cut all ties with her.....
hmmm....think i might do that.....
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Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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Yeah....Two words... Child Support. Ahh Isn't the system wonderful??? She decides to give birth. Who gives a fuck what you think! She makes the choice. Hmmm... Abortion; or a child support check for 18 yrs... Gee do the math.. Don't forget to factor in that she hates you at the moment. Yummy!!!

 

Deez Nutz

I are baboon!
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Damn, I'm sorry that happened. She should burn in hell. I hate people who cheat. Think of it on the bright side, you single, so now you can either have sex with many women or start dating again.
 

ron

Buster of Asses
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maotx said:
2 days after thanksgiving i get a call saying she wants a divorce.
she leads me on to think that we can work things out
3 months later i find out shes pregnant by my best friend
shes been screwing for the past 3 months
fuck that bitch
she now lives in new orleans with him, pregnant, and with my kid
wtf
its times like these where a desperate crack addict and $200 worth of crack can come in use.
i'd just like to see her and her new boyfriend thrashed.
i was a good husband.
tried my damnest to make money.
let her do what she wanted.
cooked my own damn food.
only thing she did was wash some clothes and occasionally put out.
what a fucking bitch
Damn, I know exactly how you feel. Don't blame yourself. It's her fault, not yours.

As to your child, that's the worst part of a mess like this. Be the best father you can be and he will know the difference. Make sure that he always knows that you're his dad. My ex-wife had my daughter calling her stepfather "Dad." I put a stop to that.

Women like that are evil and must be destroyed.

maotx said:
i hope she burns in hell :sword:
If there is one, she will. She will more likely find out that her fling was not all it's cracked (sic) up to be. At some point, she will regret her mistakes. At that point, she will feel the sorrow you now know and it will serve her right.
 

Chris

Sick Bastard
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Just make the kid like you...don't tell him his mother's a bitch, she'll just go to court, but make the kid like you. With a little luck, he'll move to your place sometime, if this is what you want...
 

ron

Buster of Asses
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Chris said:
Just make the kid like you...don't tell him his mother's a bitch, she'll just go to court, but make the kid like you. With a little luck, he'll move to your place sometime, if this is what you want...
Exactly!
 

maotx

some guy
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well, her house is a shithole
my kid has lead poisioning from the lead in their paint
and she assaulted me when i try to take pictures of her dump
now shes trying to get a restraining order on me

make sense out of that one
 

Solanaceae

Config.Solanaceae
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maotx said:
well, her house is a shithole
my kid has lead poisioning from the lead in their paint
and she assaulted me when i try to take pictures of her dump
now shes trying to get a restraining order on me

make sense out of that one
You can sue her for negligence of letting a child get lead poisoning. Make her out to be a horrible person, who would do almost anything to ensure that the product of your thighs will never be successful.
that way, the law requires she hand the kid over, or send him to a foster home, in the case of a foster home you will always win an appeal being the biological father.
 

_Kitana_

Angel of Death
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maotx said:
2 days after thanksgiving i get a call saying she wants a divorce.
she leads me on to think that we can work things out
3 months later i find out shes pregnant by my best friend
shes been screwing for the past 3 months
fuck that bitch
she now lives in new orleans with him, pregnant, and with my kid
wtf
its times like these where a desperate crack addict and $200 worth of crack can come in use.
i'd just like to see her and her new boyfriend thrashed.
i was a good husband.
tried my damnest to make money.
let her do what she wanted.
cooked my own damn food.
only thing she did was wash some clothes and occasionally put out.
what a fucking bitch
i hope she burns in hell :sword:
You Know... You may not be able to fucking beat the shit out of her... but I know an Angel that can....

hehe
 

maotx

some guy
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Oh Angel of Death

Hear my cries and take vengeance with the wrath of God himself.

You take paypal?*

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Legal stuff


*For legal reasons all references to vengeance and paypal are for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken literary. And by no means does vengeance mean anything towards a slow and excruciating pain and or death that may or may not happen to my wife, soon to be ex.**

**All references towards future events incurring misfortune of my wife, soon to be ex, including a slow and excruciating pain and or death, if shall occur, were coincidence only and may not be used against me, nor anyone else of this forum, in any legal pursuit.


<Insert overused symbol for laughing out loud here>***

***Make it evil too
 
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One of the comics on Comedy Central standup put this the best way, and someone here started on this same thought, but didn't finish (not an exact quote):

"I don't badmouth my ex in front of my kid. I just hope that one day, she comes home from her father's and says 'Mommy? Daddy's a dick!'"

The legal system is not perfect by any measure, but I reccomend that you consult a lawyer whethe3r or not your case is viable for custody. If it is, and chances are good, sue the hell out of her to get your kid back.
 

Max Jimbo

Flame Bait
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maotx said:
2 days after thanksgiving i get a call saying she wants a divorce.
she leads me on to think that we can work things out
3 months later i find out shes pregnant by my best friend
shes been screwing for the past 3 months
*edit*
she now lives in new orleans with him, pregnant, and with my kid
wtf
*edit*
*edit*
i was a good husband.
tried my damnest to make money.
let her do what she wanted.
cooked my own damn food.
*edit*
*edit*
*edit*

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JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!
 

shep75

Tenderony
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maotx said:
2 days after thanksgiving i get a call saying she wants a divorce.
she leads me on to think that we can work things out
3 months later i find out shes pregnant by my best friend
shes been screwing for the past 3 months
*edit*
she now lives in new orleans with him, pregnant, and with my kid
wtf
*edit*
*edit*
i was a good husband.
tried my damnest to make money.
let her do what she wanted.
cooked my own damn food.
*edit*
*edit*
*edit*

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Due to google indexing this page, and my common use of this screenname, I have decided to edit quite a bit out.
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HEY BRO! DO WHAT I DID. IF YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF HER BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, DISTRIBUTE THEM BY SENDING THEM TO HER PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS, AND WHOEVER ELSE YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEND THEM TO. NOTHING IS SWEETER THAN GETTING EVEN MY FRIEND. AS FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT KNOCKED HER UP.......... WHOOP HIS ASS AND CALL IT A DAY AND NAIL HIS SISTER OR MOM TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY. YOU CAN DO IT. LET YOUR FURY GUIDE YOU. :lol:
 

Infected_enigma

I pwn and you know it
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I can't believe that man that's gotta suck so good luck on gettin shit together