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express your hate in rhyme..

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void

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we all hate each other, that's cool it's B&T.. we all love each other the rest of the time..
but the hate is boring me.. "you suck this, you fuck that, your grammar sucked and fucked the whole block OMFGBBQ..!"

yeah, it's that bad..

how about we cast slander with rhyme? :)

2 lines, 20 lines.. i don't care.
but in this thread (cue echo) LET'S RHYME..

rhyme?

dotcom is a fucking queer.
he lubes his cock with diarrhea.

rhyme.. ;)
 
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There's a shitty poster who's name is DotCom
He really thinks he's the fucking bomb
When all he does is stand with an erect staff
Behind an undressed, bent over Jiraffe
 

void

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheLampIncident again.
i forgot to say.. every post that makes me laugh i will be throwing rep at.. lovely juicy rep..

DG is a fucking hag.
CL makes her wear a bag.

:happysad:
 

screwy

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A sonnet relating to Jiraffe and his secret identity.

Jiraffe, Hilton son,
With his clever disguise,
Loving the attention,
Hides behind his guise

Now, his foremost idol
(his big sister Paris)
Is nevermore idle
Busy being an heiress

But back to the point
He's a bigger whore than her
In his skin, in his joints,
He even fucked his chauffeur!

His presence is hated,
His identity, debated.
 

gehtfuct

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Fuck a void
You probably sport a lame name
Like fuckin' Boyd

What a bitch
Twitch and moan all the time
You can suck this rhyme

You little shit
We don't give a fuck what you think
Not a fuckin' bit

What a dick
He's the King of Queens and poop shooters
I bet you drink wine coolers

Suck a crank
You smell like a funky ass fish tank
You fuckin' rank

Punk motherfuck
You couldn't buy a clue to know what's up
What the fuck

:D
 

Icarus

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Not going to get going in this thread... ;)
 

void

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gehtfuct had an aneurysm.
because he swallowed too much jism.

:eek:
 

OmegaZeto

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Oh illiterati, loved not, and hated most
doth here in secret troll upon our posts
Replies from fingers swift forecoming not from me
a-whoring for attention ne'er to be
Strange words and thoughts thou wouldst inflict upon my eyes
misspellt, my sacred language sodomized
Though ye illiterati, angered powers bring to bear
upon me, find ye naught but 'nother snare
 

Siryus

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OmegaZeto said:
Oh illiterati, loved not, and hated most
doth here in secret troll upon our posts
Replies from fingers swift forecoming not from me
a-whoring for attention ne'er to be
Strange words and thoughts thou wouldst inflict upon my eyes
misspellt, my sacred language sodomized
Though ye illiterati, angered powers bring to bear
upon me, find ye naught but 'nother snare
:D Repped!!:thumbsup:
 

void

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
how in the hell does queer
rhyme with diarrhea?
maybe it's my english accent..
or you're retarded, dickface cunt.
 

void

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Siryus said:
That doesn't ryme...
oh what a crime.:mad:

not only can you not spell rhyme.
but also you suck all the time.
 

gehtfuct

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void said:
not only can you not spell rhyme.
but also you suck all the time.
He'll do it for a dime
Anytime

He'll probably take it in the rump
Then take a dump

Any dick will do
You can laugh, but he'll fuck you too
 

skully

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I came in expecting one of void's great threads
What I saw was siryus having an orgasm looking at bread.
What a shame the siryus has only one nut
and he repeatedly tries to take wet-lint and dotcom in the butt.

Someone will have to attempt fudge packing,
But he tried, failed and went home to mommy crying.
Oh Lord! Please come down and smite him,
Lest I have to stick a cattle prod in his dick for him.














To Be Coninued.................................:)
 

void

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gehtfuct likes to think he's witty..
but like his breath, he's rather shitty.
 

gehtfuct

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void said:
gehtfuct likes to think he's witty..
but like his breath, he's rather shitty.
That's pretty boring
You've got me on the verge of fuckin' snoring

I'll tell you what
Take that empty head of yours, and jam it up your butt

It's gehttin' late
I think it's time for you to leave and find a dog to masturbate
 

void

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gehtfuct said:
That's pretty boring
You've got me on the verge of fuckin' snoring

I'll tell you what
Take that empty head of yours, and jam it up your butt

It's gehttin' late
I think it's time for you to leave and find a dog to masturbate
you stole those lines from eminem..
but then drunkenly garbled them.
 

gehtfuct

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void said:
you stole those lines from eminem..
but then drunkenly garbled them.
No, you stupid ho
I think shit up, and away we go

Don't try to analyze my rhymes
Like kicking your shit, I do it all the time
 
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