WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

F.u?

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Don't listen to it.

It told me to rape the resident hippo, too.

that was a rather painful experience.
 

Smoke

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it said 'moo'.
 

Jung

???
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It puts the lotion on.
 

_Kitana_

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solidsnake0802 said:
It told me to say fuck you....
Who is it. The voices at wtf.com only talk to me. THEY ARE MINE. YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY VOICES. YOU GET AWAY FROM THEM. DON"T COME NEAR IT. ITS MINE! All MINE!
 
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HAHA this is fucking funny, fuck, i should be doing homework for my thesis due tomorrow... hmm... damn.... I hate college life... but ya... fuck
 

Smoke

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speaking of homework, i got some shit i need to do. Dumb government class :thumbsdn:
 
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#13
Fuck
Underlying
Clauses
Kill
Your
Operator
Umbrella

It didn't make any sense, but it was worth a try.
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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supposedtabeme said:
I don't want to fuck myself :( that's sad!
But then again. you know best how you like it.
Unless you're drunk, then you may just wake up one morning, and chew your arm off to get out of there.
 

skylinec

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mine told me to kill myself.....but i ignored it...welcome
 

Jason

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!
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Welcome to the site. The voices will always be there, acceptance is your friend.

Resistance is futile. From this time forward, you will service us!
 
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jason especially likes to be serviced...

god, this place always cheers me up when i'm feeling shitty. :)
 

fuck_you

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"it" scared me one time it started saying "eeeyayay whoooftaff" aparantly "it" its german.
 

gurlgonewild

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TheLampIncident said:
Fuck
Underlying
Clauses
Kill
Your
Operator
Umbrella

It didn't make any sense, but it was worth a try.

2ff
I was like, um, k whateva...!!