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feel like icky crap

dustinzgirl

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So, last night I go to bed around 10 pm, feeling ok. I wake up this morning, it feels like the giant hammer ride from the county fair is inside of my head and underwater at the same time. My back hurts I feel like shit. So I went and spent 20$ on medicine at 8 am. I have a big company dinner award thing I have to go to today and then tonight and I dont want to go because I feel like shit and I have to drive forever to get there.. Anyone want to take my place?
 

G's-up

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Sounds like the flu...EWWWWE......Take a bottle of nyquil drink it heavily and enjoy the awards in a nyquil haze......and for the record all those Dell award banquets have someone speaking that sounds like the teacher from a peanuts cartoon the nyquil might make it more bareable even if you were'nt sick.....LOL...
 

dustinzgirl

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G's-up said:
Sounds like the flu...EWWWWE......Take a bottle of nyquil drink it heavily and enjoy the awards in a nyquil haze......and for the record all those Dell award banquets have someone speaking that sounds like the teacher from a peanuts cartoon the nyquil might make it more bareable even if you were'nt sick.....LOL...
We are having ours at the winery tonight....so I dont give a shit who is talking...as long as the wine is flowing....lol...actually, I dont drink very much, one glass of wine will put me to sleep, thats why CL fell in love with me, he thought I was a cheap date...lmao
 

MaxPower

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dustinzgirl said:
So, last night I go to bed around 10 pm, feeling ok. I wake up this morning, it feels like the giant hammer ride from the county fair is inside of my head and underwater at the same time. My back hurts I feel like shit. So I went and spent 20$ on medicine at 8 am. I have a big company dinner award thing I have to go to today and then tonight and I dont want to go because I feel like shit and I have to drive forever to get there.. Anyone want to take my place?
Are you sure it wasn't from that "Giant Hammer Ride" that CL gave you that night? As a fellow wielder of the "Giant hammer" I know it can sometimes take it's toll on women. My girl sometimes has to take a day or two off work, afterward. :thumbsup:
 

dustinzgirl

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MaxPower said:
Are you sure it wasn't from that "Giant Hammer Ride" that CL gave you that night? As a fellow wielder of the "Giant hammer" I know it can sometimes take it's toll on women. My girl sometimes has to take a day or two off work, afterward. :thumbsup:
Mabye..........................i'll never tell...................lol......

Actually, he is sick too. but see, I am one of those people who only really gets sick once or twice a year. then when I am sick, it is like fucking 10 times worse than anyone else. I think it is because I am such a type A personality that I totally refuse to be ill until I cant stand anymore. thank god for dayquil, riddlin and ativan.......now I can feel much better........is it bad to mix all of those with coffee?
 

dustinzgirl

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\This is why I hate being sick:

I did my hair. Did my makeup. Then I got in the shower. I am so retarded sometimes.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
\This is why I hate being sick:

I did my hair. Did my makeup. Then I got in the shower. I am so retarded sometimes.


Awww. It's not retardation....It's just a bad bad day.


Have a cookie, you'll feel better.
 

G's-up

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dustinzgirl said:
\This is why I hate being sick:

I did my hair. Did my makeup. Then I got in the shower. I am so retarded sometimes.

Now there's a look....... :) I'm the same way about being sick....I dont get sick often but when I do its bad.....It could be a mom thing, we build up our tolerance with all the boogers and spit that our kids sneeze at us ..... :)
 

dustinzgirl

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G's-up said:
Now there's a look....... :) I'm the same way about being sick....I dont get sick often but when I do its bad.....It could be a mom thing, we build up our tolerance with all the boogers and spit that our kids sneeze at us ..... :)
LOL, I think so, plus we never have the TIME to be sick, someone else, husband or kids, always needs us more than we need to take care of ourselves, if that makes any sense.

I got to go see you guys (or read you guys, as the case may be) laterzzzzzz!
 

ron

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dustinzgirl said:
I did my hair. Did my makeup. Then I got in the shower. I am so retarded sometimes.
Should've taken the red pill...
 

care

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im sorry your feeling bad, im home sick too

sneezey
cough
runny nose
headache
fever
earache

i took 2 of these little sudafeds and i have no more of that, but im weak as hell and feel like i just got out of surgery
 

betrayed

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If you had told us the truth, we would have told you to shove that red pill right up your ass!
 

G's-up

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p99 said:
If you had told us the truth, we would have told you to shove that red pill right up your ass!

ENEMAS'??? I guess it goes with the thread title "I feel like ICKY CRAP"......
 

otepsoul

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dustinzgirl said:
So, last night I go to bed around 10 pm, feeling ok. I wake up this morning, it feels like the giant hammer ride from the county fair is inside of my head and underwater at the same time. My back hurts I feel like shit. So I went and spent 20$ on medicine at 8 am. I have a big company dinner award thing I have to go to today and then tonight and I dont want to go because I feel like shit and I have to drive forever to get there.. Anyone want to take my place?
ill go for you.