Granted, I am too young to have an ex-wife, but will an ex-girlfriend do? This one time, I had a girlfriend, who, I've mentioned this in another thread, told me that she still thought we had a future, and all that bullshit. Well, she went off with some other boy, I was like what the fuck. And then I got a new girlfriend, and she would try and come into the picture and ruin things between my new girlfriend and I. So, to get back at the bitch, I had some Artillery shell fireworks, the kind that look like balls, and are shot out of a tube. I took two of them, lit them and stuck them in her mail-box, at 2:30 am.
You should do something similar to your ex-wives, the bitch never talked to me again.
