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filthy ex-wives
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Ex-wives are among the foulest beasts to roam the planet. They can't just let it go. Oh no, the bitch gets jealous of any new love interest you my find and will do everything in her power to keep you from being happy and content. She'll use your kids against you, she'll destroy your stuff, she'll vadalize your car. She's a spiteful wretch who isn't happy, so she wants to make sure that you're not.
My ex-wife, who is remarried and has three kids with her new husband still uses our daughter as a pawn in some sick game she thinks we're playing. The annoying bitch does everything in her power to make my life difficult and, get this, she's the one who wanted the divorce! Imagine my surpise!
My ex-wife, who is remarried and has three kids with her new husband still uses our daughter as a pawn in some sick game she thinks we're playing. The annoying bitch does everything in her power to make my life difficult and, get this, she's the one who wanted the divorce! Imagine my surpise!
Granted, I am too young to have an ex-wife, but will an ex-girlfriend do? This one time, I had a girlfriend, who, I've mentioned this in another thread, told me that she still thought we had a future, and all that bullshit. Well, she went off with some other boy, I was like what the fuck. And then I got a new girlfriend, and she would try and come into the picture and ruin things between my new girlfriend and I. So, to get back at the bitch, I had some Artillery shell fireworks, the kind that look like balls, and are shot out of a tube. I took two of them, lit them and stuck them in her mail-box, at 2:30 am. 
You should do something similar to your ex-wives, the bitch never talked to me again.
You should do something similar to your ex-wives, the bitch never talked to me again.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriends I can speak of as well...
Alright, so I don't really have much to speak of... the worst was when a crazy girl I broke off with lit a piece of paper on fire and put it in my locker (still burning).
Seriously, this is why I don't date any more. Girls are (in my experience) just too nasty after all's said and done.
As for divorces... My dad accused my mom of "brainwashing" us to hate him. The thought never occured to him that he was a deadbeat jackass. I guess that's just the other side of the coin...
Alright, so I don't really have much to speak of... the worst was when a crazy girl I broke off with lit a piece of paper on fire and put it in my locker (still burning).
Seriously, this is why I don't date any more. Girls are (in my experience) just too nasty after all's said and done.
As for divorces... My dad accused my mom of "brainwashing" us to hate him. The thought never occured to him that he was a deadbeat jackass. I guess that's just the other side of the coin...
Fire_ze_Missles said:
I had some Artillery shell fireworks, the kind that look like balls, and are shot out of a tube. I took two of them, lit them and stuck them in her mail-box, at 2:30 am.
ooh..and she was my ex.fling...
you see im rather good with image editing so when i broke up with this one chick she tried to runin every relationship i had after her so i took some pics of her i still had and put her making out with random guys and somehow the found their way into her boyfriends locker...she never tried to fuck with me again.
you see, i haveyou beat on that one. i had naked pictures of my ex from our honeymoon. i sent the to every loving member of her family because her mom refused to believe she cheated when i was deployed to the persian gulf. then, i found the asshole she was fucking who was also married at that time. i told him that if he didn't meet me at a designated place and give me some info, i would call his wife up and send her copies of the e-mails that i found. when i saw him, he was a short, dumpy piece of crap who probably had not seen his pathetic pecker in a few years. i then told him what a piece of shit he was and insulted him baiting him into putting his hands on me. i kicked that fucker's ass in under 60 seconds and i still told his wife. she beat his ass and hit him with a chair. payback is a motherfucker.
as for the ex-wife, i put a restraining order on her and her mother. then i went ahead and nailed a couple of her friends and took pitures of us together at a club. needless to say, she was butt-hurt and really pissed. the best way to get back at an ex is to fuck her friends and just plain get even. i still get a laugh out of that one. as forher now, i turned her into the IRS for her stealing my money($45000.00). she has been charged by the IRS and now she is fucked. remember.............. don't get mad! get even! you will find that out as you near adulthood. trust me.
she knew what she was getting into when she married me. i never fucked around while i was married. but, she fucked someone else and i had to divorce her. nailing 2 of her friends after i filed for divorce was sweet revenge though. i learned alot from being married to an evil sucubus. never trust a woman who doesn't make her own money. trust me on that one.
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