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First Annual JStager Convention

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I was on IRC recently, and this is what I saw. Honestly, I was quite frightened by it.

<JFagger> I can teach you how to hack your BIOS with a paper clip and man juice!
<JStager> I can supply the man juice!
<JCrapper> i can teach you how to clean up your bed after shitting in it
<JZergFuck> ive got the paper clip in my man hole
<JZergFuck> wait! its in my bladder now
<JStager> I can teach you how to get three different kinds of penile infection, without ever having sex!
<JFagger> I wrote a tutoriol on how to MSPaint a penis of the Firefox Fox.
<JStager> I can then post those penile infections on WTF.com!
<JZergFuck> heck yeah, but i dont know why everyoe makes fun of me dammit!
<JStager> I'm funny! Everyone likes me! Really!
<JCrapper> wanna fuck an alien?
<JCrapper> threesome!
<JFagger> My 486DX2 won't play HL2, WTF Valve fucking suXorz the big one111
<JZergFuck> no shit, its Valve's fault!
<JStager> Dell sucks! They can't even tell me how to fix my computer after I fuck it up!
<JBrokeDic> damnit my penis is stuck in my 3.5" floppy drive!!
<JFagger> Hey guys, 4chan is a superior image spamming forum. kekekeke
<Jstooge> brit box!! let teh stabbingz0rs beginz
<JStager> I HEART AZNSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<JBrokeDic> I found Mongolian Pron to jack off on!!
<JStager> I skullfucked my dog when it died!
<Jstooge> aliens is teh better
<JZergFuck> Fuck that, i just found protos bestiality pr0n!
<JCrapper> i'm depressed
<JBrokeDic> I wanna have a threesome with a Mongolian and Zerg Defiler
<JFagger> Furry porn is better
<Jstooge> im going to tell the world all the meds im on
<JCrapper> i'm on meds
<JCrapper> i'm gay
<JZergFuck> im depressed! the protoss bestiality pr0n wont load
<JFagger> I like cock, but I'm not gay.
<JCrapper> i'm in love with this girl, but i'm sad
<JBrokeDic> new thread: my balls switched places
<JBrokeDic> new thread: I woke up with a gerbil stuck in my ass! how did it get there?
<JStager> My meds fucked me up so bad, that I actually became gay for two days!
<JZergFuck> my new black friends call me White Chocolate!
<JFagger> I run Windows 98 because XP's gui is crap and 98 has a much cleaner and lighter UI.
<JFagger> I'm leet because I run memcacheXP
<JStager> Microsoft sucks! I use Server 2003, but it sucks!
<JBrokeDic> new thread: why did my last 15 threads about HaXXX0Ring w/WinZip get send to teh wastelands?
<JFagger> I installed Linuc just fine, IBM laptops just hate Linux. I know what I'm talking about.
<JStager> Sometimes, WTF.com makes me cum in my pants!
<JBrokeDic> I'm a Eunic for UNIX!!!
<JCrapper> i love wtf.com
<Jstooge> i got laid in my dreams
<JFagger> You're an internet forum, do something originla for fucks sake!
<JStager> Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! BOOBIES! Peenis!
<JFagger> I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darnit people like me!
<JStager> I contribute to this forum ALL THE TIME! What have you ever done?
<JCrapper> i'm a senior member because i have more posts
<JFagger> Fark, lol 4chan is MUCH better!
<Jstooge> im a teh respectord memberz
<JStager> I've been here since may! What are you talking about?
<JFagger> I bring life to the forum.
<Jstooge> ive been here since may...........
<JZergFuck> love you man!
<JCrapper> fucking zergs. one zergling at a time
<JZergFuck> fuck that, try 3 protos and a horse!
<JStager> Pedophilia is natural. Those guys love those kids. It's not perverted, that's just neo-conservatives brainwashing you!
<JCrapper> did i mention that i'm depressed?
<Jstooge> my dicks broken
<Jstooge> did i mention im on meds?
<JZergFuck> im more depressed!
<JFagger> Racist jokes aren't racist, that's just what the conservatives want you to think.
<Jstooge> did i mention im a loner teenager?
<JZergFuck> did i mention that my black friends call me white chocolate
<JStager> I cry when people flame me!
<JFagger> I CAN'T go outside, there's nothign to do!
<JFagger> Hey guys, like me because I'm a cool person on the inside.
<JCrapper> i'm only in the cockfarm because of a stupid bet
<JCrapper> i'll be out soon
<JStager> One time I rode my bike and fell! Fuck that, never gain. Bikes are stupid and there's no reason to ride them. It's fucking conservatives. It's almost impossible, and it's a miracle that anybody rides those things without dying.
<JCrapper> jason made a bet with kitana and put me in the cock farm
<JZergFuck> holy shit me's, i just found a vid of an asian chick crapping in her own mouth....AWSOME!
<JCrapper> :O
<JCrapper> MUNGOLIAN PORN!
<JZergFuck> where's my vasoline?
<JZergFuck> ?!?!
<JStager> LEMONPARTY AND GOATSE ARE MY FAVORITE WEBSITES! THEY'RE SO FUNNY!
<JCrapper> hell yes!
<JZergFuck> fark is great!
<JCrapper> lemonparty is so sexy!
<JCrapper> i like older men
<JFagger> I searched wikipedia for all the information i could find on gotse guy
<JFagger> it was educational!
<JStager> NECROPHILIA DOESN'T HURT ANYONE
 

Icarus

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Long, but definately worth the read :thumbsup:
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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thats fucking hillarious
i man i didnt know jstooge could change his name and post so fast!
 
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johnny kuntz said:
My life is way to great to spend time reading lameass chatlogs :thumbsup:
My life is way to great to post in a thread that Jonny kuntz posted in :thumbsdn:
 
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johnny kuntz said:
My life is way to great to post in this thread, but I am such a nice guy :thumbsup:
You are! What would we do without your kindness? :thumbsup:
 
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johnny kuntz said:
I am a big fan of myself :thumbsup:
Dude, that's all that matters. As long as you are sure of yourself, you can do anything. :thumbsup:
 

dustinzgirl

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Actually, I think the avatars are rude and useless and make fun of someone who can not help thier birth just so that you fucking worthless wastes of carbon and oxygen can feel like "big men" Oh, your mommies must be proud.


And necrophelia doesnt hurt anyone.
 

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So you admit that he is rather homely? I agree though....if you cant muster up the neurons to actually verbally insult him....dont even bother....go back to whining about your AIM girlfriends in insignificant others.
 

dustinzgirl

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bigck3000 said:
So you admit that he is rather homely? I agree though....if you cant muster up the neurons to actually verbally insult him....dont even bother....go back to whining about your AIM girlfriends in insignificant others.

are you talking to me or them? im confused. now my brain hurts. you suck.
 

bigck3000

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i'm talking to you man!!

You said that he "cant help the way he was born"....thats some cold blooded shit.
 

dustinzgirl

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bigck3000 said:
i'm talking to you man!!

You said that he "cant help the way he was born"....thats some cold blooded shit.
But i dont have any aim girlfriends, all my girlfriends are real life. Uh, anyhoo.

The reason I am saying that is because suddenly everyone thinks its funny. Im pretty sure that you are asshole enough to think that it is funny too.

I dont. I think it is sad.
 

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the post was funny but the avatars suck more then a fly covered hungry ethiopian :thumbsdn:
 

jamesp

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dude, they're called javatars....JStager/avatar...get it...get it?
 
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