<JFagger> I can teach you how to hack your BIOS with a paper clip and man juice!
<JStager> I can supply the man juice!
<JCrapper> i can teach you how to clean up your bed after shitting in it
<JZergFuck> ive got the paper clip in my man hole
<JZergFuck> wait! its in my bladder now
<JStager> I can teach you how to get three different kinds of penile infection, without ever having sex!
<JFagger> I wrote a tutoriol on how to MSPaint a penis of the Firefox Fox.
<JStager> I can then post those penile infections on WTF.com!
<JZergFuck> heck yeah, but i dont know why everyoe makes fun of me dammit!
<JStager> I'm funny! Everyone likes me! Really!
<JCrapper> wanna fuck an alien?
<JCrapper> threesome!
<JFagger> My 486DX2 won't play HL2, WTF Valve fucking suXorz the big one111
<JZergFuck> no shit, its Valve's fault!
<JStager> Dell sucks! They can't even tell me how to fix my computer after I fuck it up!
<JBrokeDic> damnit my penis is stuck in my 3.5" floppy drive!!
<JFagger> Hey guys, 4chan is a superior image spamming forum. kekekeke
<Jstooge> brit box!! let teh stabbingz0rs beginz
<JStager> I HEART AZNSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<JBrokeDic> I found Mongolian Pron to jack off on!!
<JStager> I skullfucked my dog when it died!
<Jstooge> aliens is teh better
<JZergFuck> Fuck that, i just found protos bestiality pr0n!
<JCrapper> i'm depressed
<JBrokeDic> I wanna have a threesome with a Mongolian and Zerg Defiler
<JFagger> Furry porn is better
<Jstooge> im going to tell the world all the meds im on
<JCrapper> i'm on meds
<JCrapper> i'm gay
<JZergFuck> im depressed! the protoss bestiality pr0n wont load
<JFagger> I like cock, but I'm not gay.
<JCrapper> i'm in love with this girl, but i'm sad
<JBrokeDic> new thread: my balls switched places
<JBrokeDic> new thread: I woke up with a gerbil stuck in my ass! how did it get there?
<JStager> My meds fucked me up so bad, that I actually became gay for two days!
<JZergFuck> my new black friends call me White Chocolate!
<JFagger> I run Windows 98 because XP's gui is crap and 98 has a much cleaner and lighter UI.
<JFagger> I'm leet because I run memcacheXP
<JStager> Microsoft sucks! I use Server 2003, but it sucks!
<JBrokeDic> new thread: why did my last 15 threads about HaXXX0Ring w/WinZip get send to teh wastelands?
<JFagger> I installed Linuc just fine, IBM laptops just hate Linux. I know what I'm talking about.
<JStager> Sometimes, WTF.com makes me cum in my pants!
<JBrokeDic> I'm a Eunic for UNIX!!!
<JCrapper> i love wtf.com
<Jstooge> i got laid in my dreams
<JFagger> You're an internet forum, do something originla for fucks sake!
<JStager> Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! BOOBIES! Peenis!
<JFagger> I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darnit people like me!
<JStager> I contribute to this forum ALL THE TIME! What have you ever done?
<JCrapper> i'm a senior member because i have more posts
<JFagger> Fark, lol 4chan is MUCH better!
<Jstooge> im a teh respectord memberz
<JStager> I've been here since may! What are you talking about?
<JFagger> I bring life to the forum.
<Jstooge> ive been here since may...........
<JZergFuck> love you man!
<JCrapper> fucking zergs. one zergling at a time
<JZergFuck> fuck that, try 3 protos and a horse!
<JStager> Pedophilia is natural. Those guys love those kids. It's not perverted, that's just neo-conservatives brainwashing you!
<JCrapper> did i mention that i'm depressed?
<Jstooge> my dicks broken
<Jstooge> did i mention im on meds?
<JZergFuck> im more depressed!
<JFagger> Racist jokes aren't racist, that's just what the conservatives want you to think.
<Jstooge> did i mention im a loner teenager?
<JZergFuck> did i mention that my black friends call me white chocolate
<JStager> I cry when people flame me!
<JFagger> I CAN'T go outside, there's nothign to do!
<JFagger> Hey guys, like me because I'm a cool person on the inside.
<JCrapper> i'm only in the cockfarm because of a stupid bet
<JCrapper> i'll be out soon
<JStager> One time I rode my bike and fell! Fuck that, never gain. Bikes are stupid and there's no reason to ride them. It's fucking conservatives. It's almost impossible, and it's a miracle that anybody rides those things without dying.
<JCrapper> jason made a bet with kitana and put me in the cock farm
<JZergFuck> holy shit me's, i just found a vid of an asian chick crapping in her own mouth....AWSOME!
<JCrapper> :O
<JCrapper> MUNGOLIAN PORN!
<JZergFuck> where's my vasoline?
<JZergFuck> ?!?!
<JStager> LEMONPARTY AND GOATSE ARE MY FAVORITE WEBSITES! THEY'RE SO FUNNY!
<JCrapper> hell yes!
<JZergFuck> fark is great!
<JCrapper> lemonparty is so sexy!
<JCrapper> i like older men
<JFagger> I searched wikipedia for all the information i could find on gotse guy
<JFagger> it was educational!
<JStager> NECROPHILIA DOESN'T HURT ANYONE
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