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F'n don't know what to do!!!!!!

Lost86

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Alright. I'm 18, female. I work with someone who is 10 years older than me. I find her attractive. I am attracted TO her. Judging by all of the sexual jokes/comments she has thrown at me and physical things she has done when I went to her house, she feels the same. I frequently visit her at her house, as she lives just right down the street. The other day she gave me a hug, was a close one, and I didn't want to let go. Have you ever experienced those certain looks from others? The I FUCKING WANT YOU look? We exchange that look all the time. But I don't know whether to pursue, or is this just wishful thinking on my part? I've spoken to friends in detail about the "situation" and they all say it couldn't be any more obvious that she 'wants' me.

Well, I'm about to f'n explode if something doesn't happen between us soon. But I don't know WTF to do.

:cloud9:
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Lost86 said:
Alright. I'm 18, female. I work with someone who is 10 years older than me. I find her attractive. I am attracted TO her. Judging by all of the sexual jokes/comments she has thrown at me and physical things she has done when I went to her house, she feels the same. I frequently visit her at her house, as she lives just right down the street. The other day she gave me a hug, was a close one, and I didn't want to let go. Have you ever experienced those certain looks from others? The I FUCKING WANT YOU look? We exchange that look all the time. But I don't know whether to pursue, or is this just wishful thinking on my part? I've spoken to friends in detail about the "situation" and they all say it couldn't be any more obvious that she 'wants' me.

Well, I'm about to f'n explode if something doesn't happen between us soon. But I don't know WTF to do.

:cloud9:
Go for it... not knowing sucks worse than knowing.
 

Lost86

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Then what if I find out she's just a sexually explicit person and make myself look like a complete idiot?
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Lost86 said:
Then what if I find out she's just a sexually explicit person and make myself look like a complete idiot?
Just say, "Oops..." and chalk one up to experience.

You can shrug it off if you have the beans. I mean... it's a laugh and the world laughs with you kinda thing... take it lightly... If it never starts, it's for the better anyways.
 

Descent

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Go for it. If you are feeling these feelings, you are most likely going to end up doing it anyway; speeding the process won't hurt anything at all.

I know what it's like; I have been on an FDA Approved weight loss drug that made me violent, hair-trigger angry, paraniod like a schitzophrenic, and above all, HOMOSEXUAL. Yes, that's how much it fucked with my chemical levels in my brain! Hell, I almost got expelled from school because of my actions due to my anger (NOT GOOD, I'm in one of the best districts in the state). In the event you are ever offered Zonegran by a doctor, DON'T TAKE IT! The same goes for Paxil (Which I have never been on, but have heard horror stories about).

Overall, the homosexual mind warping was sorta fun, but now I can't even look at a homosexual act without going from a "Size 6" to a "Size 2." The worst thing now is those damn "Please wait while we redirect you..." messages and such that send you to a free gallery with GAY and STRAIGHT porn pictures! Yeah, thanks for ruining my jackoff session guys, next time, try separating the two fucking sections for us straight folk!

Oh, and for all you Bible thumpers who say "Fags are created by choice," burn in hell, ALL OF YOU. My great uncle was gay, and I was named after him. I respect him more than anyone else in the world, and he died of AIDS when I was two months old. I have wanted to meet him more than anyone else on the planet, because he did such good things on this world, such as donate large amounts of his savings to research, and he founded a center in Cleveland where people with the disease can meet up and discuss their troubles (I believe it was called The Living Room).

Sorry about the tangent, I would just go for it!
 

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Lost86 said:
Alright. I'm 18, female. I work with someone who is 10 years older than me. I find her attractive. I am attracted TO her. Judging by all of the sexual jokes/comments she has thrown at me and physical things she has done when I went to her house, she feels the same. I frequently visit her at her house, as she lives just right down the street. The other day she gave me a hug, was a close one, and I didn't want to let go. Have you ever experienced those certain looks from others? The I FUCKING WANT YOU look? We exchange that look all the time. But I don't know whether to pursue, or is this just wishful thinking on my part? I've spoken to friends in detail about the "situation" and they all say it couldn't be any more obvious that she 'wants' me.

Well, I'm about to f'n explode if something doesn't happen between us soon. But I don't know WTF to do.

:cloud9:
First off: It's ok to say "FUCK" here. We wont tell on you.
Secondly: The work thing is kind of touchy. If it works between the two of you lustfull women,engaging in sexual intercourse,utilizing food products and gehtting all sticky,slapping each others asses with rubber items.
Slowly working your way down her body with your tongue and wetti.....
Nevermind.

The downside is;if it doesn't work out-working together makes the difference between a bad day...and a really FUCKED day.

I tell you what...take a picture of her,tell her it's just for fun.
...and then post it here. We'll go from there. ;) :thumbsup:
 

Lost86

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I'm too stoned to reply with anything... in depth?

Seriously turned you homosexual? Wow. That's weiirrrrrd.

But cool. =)

And I agree with you.. fuck those who say fags or whatever. :confused: My mom's gay :D

Roflmfao ghet.

Ok, I'll reply to your entire posts tomorrow.

Thanks for replying.
 

Descent

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No problem...Just stay off the Zonegran and you will be happy as a clam. To this day I am still waiting for a gene to be discovered that will prove those Bible thumpers wrong...hate and racism should be wiped off the face of the earth.

Going to bed now, later all!
 

chucktheskiffie

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Tape the events and post on wtf.com :thumbsup: the mods won't mind... its never porn if you film yourself, its only "making a video".

(i only said that cause no-one else had, and i expected that to be the first post)

Now, you would be dumb not to go for this... if you are that keen on her, then go forth. if you don't, you will never know the truth - not to mention the fact that you be forever labelled a pussy on this forum.

let us know how it goes...
 

Lost86

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Well I'll let you guys know what happens in the future. Future being next week or so. I seriously can't wait anymore. It's more passion than lust. But if nothing happens, I won't accept that. Look for an update soon... if ya care to know.
 

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Descent said:
In the event you are ever offered Zonegran by a doctor, DON'T TAKE IT! The same goes for Paxil (Which I have never been on, but have heard horror stories about).
Off-topic yes, but I just wanted to point out that my grandma has had a few strokes, lost a lot of her short term memory (she has problems with transferring it to long term memory) and generally became very depressed after she retired from her job.

We began giving her Paxil, in relatively small doses, to try and get her mood back up, and in general it's worked really well. She's happier, more energetic, and livlier. It's worked very well for her.

That is all. Good luck with your hot girl on girl action otherwise, Lost.
 

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people sweat little shit like this too much....just go for it....in ten years do you think its going to matter....do you think you'll remember....living in the now is the best philosophy i've discovered in ALL my years. Dont worry about what was or what will be. Just give it your best...if you half-ass it...you prolly wont get very far.
 

meh_it_all

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Lost, just go for it, you'll regret it if you don't and you know you will =)

Also, just wandering (and sorry to be nosey) but didn't you just a have boyfriend that you were discussing about?
 

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No guts no glory....but above all else....

take pictures and post em. Or else we wont believe you :naughty:
 
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Yea, go for it-did you go through all this torture and flirting just to play it safe?

P.S. Some pics would be nice proof though;)
 

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Lost86 said:
Well I'll let you guys know what happens in the future. Future being next week or so. I seriously can't wait anymore. It's more passion than lust. But if nothing happens, I won't accept that. Look for an update soon... if ya care to know.
Please do. In detail. Include pictures if possible. If you're self-conscious you can email them to me; I'm like a doctor.


When I’m with a girl, and I don’t know if she likes me, I usually try booze and a game of strip poker. That might blossom into something. At least drop both of your inhibitions.

But you’re not drinking age so I won’t advise that.
 
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Hell i dont know anything about lesbians or any shit liek that, im not even sure if this site is full of lesbians or gays or other sexual minorities. I think u should ask for an advice who had a same situation...
 

Lost86

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meh it all, yeah... I was. My "boyfriend." If you wanna call him that. We fight more than we breathe.

Lol, if something does happen, I'm not gonna pull a camera out of my pocket the first time. I will the 2nd time though. :D (Assuming anything happens.)

It better. <_<


Last night, I was stoned... of course. I went to her house to deliver some special stuff. :confused: She gave me a hug... and I really don't know how long I was standing there hugging her. I was too stoned and floated off elsewhere. But she kept hugging me until I realized. :D