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i got these in an email, thought you all might like 'em :)

There are some questions in life that Really Need Answers...

01. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

02. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

03. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

04. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

05. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

06. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

07. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

08. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!

09. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 
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isnt there a website that you can go to if you want to read these?
cuz i remember seeing one of my friends on this one that had the baby oil one
 

Boycott

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There's probably a million websites you can go to see these...

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

That website would probably be right up your alley if you liked this... Jack Handy = <3 ... and if you liked jack handy then download episodes of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at law and Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 

Brain Spout

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Eastside said:
09. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?
i can actually answer that one. if you look at looney toons all the characters represent some group of people. coyote was supposed to be a black person. the stereotype being that he doesnt have enough money for food, but he spends all his money on crap. look at all the other characters and you will find they represent some stereotype. bugs bunny is gay.
 
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WizardlyFriend said:
i can actually answer that one. if you look at looney toons all the characters represent some group of people. coyote was supposed to be a black person. the stereotype being that he doesnt have enough money for food, but he spends all his money on crap. look at all the other characters and you will find they represent some stereotype. bugs bunny is gay.
Bugs Bunny is gay???? Wow, I mean, now that you say it I get it, but that came as kind of a shocker.
 

Brain Spout

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no idea on him.



im going to try and get the thread back on topic

why do stores open 24 hours a day have locks
 

Icarus

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If the owner has to leave for a bit, they can lock the door.
 

ferengi

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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we send shipments by trucks and cargos by ship?
 

xXmisledyouthXx

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ferengi74656 said:
1.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
2.Why do we send shipments by trucks and cargos by ship?

1. Because we park on a parkway, and drive on a drive way!

2. Because shipments arent supposed to be sent by a ship.

Next: Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
 

Brain Spout

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xXmisledyouthXx said:
Next: Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
maybe it's called that because they used to do that to gay people. they're called faggots cause they used to burn them, i wouldnt doubt that they were locked away at some point.

if you mated a bulldog and a shitsu would it be called a bullshit?