WTF ... IS WTF!?
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FOR FUCKS SAKE! I'm fucking new.

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I hate being new.......damnit. Anyway, I belonged to this site, when you got the free e-mail with it. Then My comp crashed, and.....so i never went on here again, till today, alot changed. Hooray. :thumbsup:
 

Broken

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Thanks for dropping in.. Pull up a chair and stay awhile. Now post something worth a shit, or at least something we can make fun of..
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Welcome meat smoker!!!

While your here Why don't you sign up to win a $100 gift certificate to Amazon.com.
WTF.com is running a contest that you can find >>HERE<<

Good Luck, What the fuck, Run amuck :)
 

twofivekidd9

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Whatupp? Have fun getting flamed up the wazoo by my arsenal of witty comments.

Welcome, have a coke and a smile and stfu. :mfinger:
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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hello welcome! and a good f u

welcome now shove this roticerie stick up your as so we can hang you over a burning pit of insults and funny pictures and spin you untill your black ashes!
 

edolphritler

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Welcome, all I can say is keep your asshole tight around broken, because he'll turn it inside out. And, above all else, eat shit and die. :mfinger:
 

Jason

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!
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Welcome to the site!

We appreciate you dropping in and saying hello, you big fuck! ;)

Have fun...
 
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You only have one post! What the hell is wrong with you? The idea is to have a male post and a female post. Soon you will have 3 posts (sometimes you get a double post or even triple post and end up with 4 or 5). These posts will make more posts and eventually you are at 50. After 50 or so posts are made, they all still have recognizably similar features to the first post, but are still very different. Also, your posts realize that 50 posts aren't going anywhere soon, so they either a) make more posts as quickly as possible or b) slow down with the post making. (Your clicker has a shelf life, you know!) Your posts tend to be more on subject, more at-home in their environment and better made. Of course, old posts die and are occasionally found by someone searching the archives. Also, you have to worry about the noobs during this stage in your post-making. Noobs sometimes become necroposters and bring your old posts back to life! Rarely is that ever wanted. All it takes is time, and those posts will die again. Sometimes the holy Admin will delete your post into the burning flames of html hell. The holy Admin always has a reason for deleting that young post, and even if we don't know or understand that reason, it happened. Remember, only you have the power to make your posts good posts or bad posts. May your posts be plentiful and real.
 
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Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck the world, fuck bosnia, fuck me, fuck EVERYTHING.

kthxbye
 

Jason

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Jaymes said:
You only have one post! What the hell is wrong with you? The idea is to have a male post and a female post. Soon you will have 3 posts (sometimes you get a double post or even triple post and end up with 4 or 5). These posts will make more posts and eventually you are at 50. After 50 or so posts are made, they all still have recognizably similar features to the first post, but are still very different. Also, your posts realize that 50 posts aren't going anywhere soon, so they either a) make more posts as quickly as possible or b) slow down with the post making. (Your clicker has a shelf life, you know!) Your posts tend to be more on subject, more at-home in their environment and better made. Of course, old posts die and are occasionally found by someone searching the archives. Also, you have to worry about the noobs during this stage in your post-making. Noobs sometimes become necroposters and bring your old posts back to life! Rarely is that ever wanted. All it takes is time, and those posts will die again. Sometimes the holy Admin will delete your post into the burning flames of html hell. The holy Admin always has a reason for deleting that young post, and even if we don't know or understand that reason, it happened. Remember, only you have the power to make your posts good posts or bad posts. May your posts be plentiful and real.
In Summary: What the fuck are you doing on this site? Turn back NOW!
 

chubz

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twofivekidd9 said:
Whatupp? Have fun getting flamed up the wazoo by my arsenal of witty comments.

Welcome, have a coke and a smile and stfu. :mfinger:
i know u were thinking pepsi


but same to u peoples
 

fuck_you

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LostYETpOWERFUL said:
I hate being new.......damnit. Anyway, I belonged to this site, when you got the free e-mail with it. Then My comp crashed, and.....so i never went on here again, till today, alot changed. Hooray. :thumbsup:

......Go Away!!!!!!!!!!!Now For Some More relaxation:..................................
 

otepsoul

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LostYETpOWERFUL said:
I hate being new.......damnit. Anyway, I belonged to this site, when you got the free e-mail with it. Then My comp crashed, and.....so i never went on here again, till today, alot changed. Hooray. :thumbsup:
fuck you and welcome