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FOR SALE - Spray On Mud!!! WTF!!!

Insanitee

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A British entrepreneur, Colin Dowse, has recently introduced "Sprayonmud." It will be selling for about US$14 a quart. Its dirty water chemically treated for greater stickiness, mainly for urban SUV owners to pass themselves off as all-terrain adventurers!!! WTF!!! What kind of a person is going to by this product??? -KMGH TV (Denver)

Do you own a 4 wheel drive??? And if you do/did, would you use this product to give people the impression you actually drive off road???
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Wow that is incredible. The sad part is that I am sure there are dumb enough people who will buy this product.
 
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Hahahahaha...........

How fucking stupid. You gotta love it when pencilnecked yuppies try to pass themselves off as "regular Joe's". :mfinger:

Idiots.
 
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that's pretty fucking dumb. maybe hunters can buy it and spray it on themselves. but that's about all it's gonna do.
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Muddin' is pretty fun.

This one time, my buddy and I sunk his truck in this huge mudhole. We had to call my other buddy to pull us out. I came home super muddy, it rocked! :D

Why spray it on, when you can run through a mudhole and cover your truck for free?
 
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What a stupid idea.
His product pails in comparison to my new product, invisi-ink. It looks like you aren't writing anything, because you aren't! Only $9999999999999999999999999.99^99. Shipping and handling is $2.
 

Icarus

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First we pay for bottled water.

Now do we pay for bottled dirt?

$$$$$ (I'm on board)
 

magnolia

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no. i bet the chemicals they add will eventually carode away the paint and leave you with rust spots.

that's just a retarded wast of money.
 

toti

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a bit pointles and incredably fukin stupid paying to make your car dirty how the fuk it stickier then noormal mud
 

Icarus

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WAIT!

YOU COULD SPRAY MUD ON PEOPLE!

Best invention EVER!

Holy crap! Just imagine! You get mad at somebody, and the next thing they know, they're completely caked and covered in MUD!

/me tents fingers
 
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Icarus said:
WAIT!

YOU COULD SPRAY MUD ON PEOPLE!

Best invention EVER!

Holy crap! Just imagine! You get mad at somebody, and the next thing they know, they're completely caked and covered in MUD!

/me tents fingers
In that case, they need to make a Dog Shit Sprayer.
 

LiberatioN

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Insanitee said:
A British entrepreneur, Colin Dowse, has recently introduced "Sprayonmud." It will be selling for about US$14 a quart. Its dirty water chemically treated for greater stickiness, mainly for urban SUV owners to pass themselves off as all-terrain adventurers!!! WTF!!! What kind of a person is going to by this product??? -KMGH TV (Denver)

Do you own a 4 wheel drive??? And if you do/did, would you use this product to give people the impression you actually drive off road???
why the hell do that when you can go offroading with some friends?

My Buddy Kyle driving his [old] Wrangler

My buddy Brian at Devil's Den in San Antonio


That idea is a disgrace to all offroaders, everwhere. :thumbsdn:
 

Brazen

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And how the hell are you going to get the chunks of mud on your car!!! its just going to look thin when you put it on. You need to have mud chunks.!
 

LiberatioN

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Plus you only leave the mud on for a day or so. You ever try washing a jeep/truck/car after you've had mud chunked on it for a couple days? It aint pretty.
 

_Kitana_

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Hummers had a paint scheme designed to look like real MuD.

sure this will sell as well.