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For the ex.

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For the ex-girlfriend.

Welcome to wtf.com.
You browse my threads.
You assume it's all about you,
Don't let it get to your head.

"Last Night" was really for you.
I lied on the phone.
Last time we were together,
I just wanted to bone.

I'm sure you'll read this.
You fucking psycho.
Use it as ammo,
Call me with more "low blows".

I know you're a stalker,
I know your a slut,
I bet you couldn't shit right,
When I screwed your butt.

I won't feel sorry,
If this brings you tears,
You've broken my soul,
For the last three years.

I have all your pics,
And some other things,
Just collateral,
Oh and that "special" ring.

I'll hold them hostage,
Til I get my shit back,
I need my dresser,
And that wristband, it's black.

Take this poem,
Into consideration,
When you don't have my big dick,
Just masturbation.

I fucking hate you! :thumbsup:
 

Easty

Click click boom
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HavokChylde said:
I know you're a stalker,
I know your a slut,
I bet you couldn't shit right,
When I screwed your butt.
:rofl:

*sarcasm* and you're a 10 deg. master flamer...why? *sarcasm*

repped :thumbsup:
 

DIZNUTS

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Awaken said:
Nicely said, Havok.

I hope you don't leave me like that... ;)
damn i actually thought he WAS talking about YOU....
either way good poem Havok :thumbsup:
 
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An addition to the above....

We had a love,
And it was divine.
Whose name is that on your back?
Oh yeah, It's mine.

So pay your money,
To get it removed,
You tried too hard,
Your love wasn't proved.




Oh boy, I could go on and on.... ;)
 
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This addition goes well with the style and flow of the poem. :thumbsup:

Just curious, but where would you add it in?
 

DIZNUTS

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Taylor_Blade said:
This addition goes well with the style and flow of the poem. :thumbsup:

Just curious, but where would you add it in?
im actually thinking the same exact thing :thumbsup:
 
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Taylor_Blade said:
This addition goes well with the style and flow of the poem. :thumbsup:

Just curious, but where would you add it in?

Good question.... I'll repost the poem right now, with it added in.


Welcome to wtf.com.
You browse my threads.
You assume it's all about you,
Don't let it get to your head.

"Last Night" was really for you.
I lied on the phone.
Last time we were together,
I just wanted to bone.

I'm sure you'll read this.
You fucking psycho.
Use it as ammo,
Call me with more "low blows".

I know you're a stalker,
I know your a slut,
I bet you couldn't shit right,
When I screwed your butt.

We had a love,
And it was divine.
Whose name is that on your back?
Oh yeah, It's mine.

So pay your money,
To get it removed,
You tried too hard,
Your love wasn't proved.

I won't feel sorry,
If this brings you tears,
You've broken my soul,
For the last three years.

I have all your pics,
And some other things,
Just collateral,
Oh and that "special" ring.

I'll hold them hostage,
Til I get my shit back,
I need my dresser,
And that wristband, it's black.

Take this poem,
Into consideration,
When you don't have my big dick,
Just masturbation.

I fucking hate you! :thumbsup:


Will that work?
 

constant loser

Banned - What an Asshat!
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hateful alchoholic

way to go havok! You probably made her cry like a little bitch! People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You should find something more interesting to bitch about than your ex-girlfriend. You are more clever than that aren't you?
 
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constant loser said:
way to go havok! You probably made her cry like a little bitch! People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You should find something more interesting to bitch about than your ex-girlfriend. You are more clever than that aren't you?

Oh, I'm the master baby. Clever isn't what it's about darlin, it's the venting.

See ya around!
 
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constant loser said:
Blah blah blah. I could not follow the rules.....

This isn't Bait and Tackle, you've been warned.

Post accordingly, or you'll be farmed.
 

_Kitana_

Angel of Death
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taken care of....


Remember if your poetry starts becoming to hateful towards another user in all fairness i will have to close, but considering she joined just to say that. I will leave it open.
 
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_Kitana_ said:
taken care of....


Remember if your poetry starts becoming to hateful towards another user in all fairness i will have to close, but considering she joined just to say that. I will leave it open.

Thank you Kit. I owe you one.