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Forget Me Not Panties

Jung

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http://www.forgetmenotpanties.com/
protect her privates
Ever worry about your wife cheating?

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?


This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most.

make sure you will never be forgotten
forget-me-not panties™ have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology giving you the forget-me-not advantage.
Testimonials:
david:
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind.
What the fuck? People need to just learn how to parent and/or trust their wives/girlfriends. I mean if you can't trust your significant other, you're in a bad way already.
 

meh_it_all

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Do THEY really want a camera...... in it?
 
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Oh, by the way mehmeh, did you get the gift I ordered you..?


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lol thats too fucking weird! i have to agree with jung, if you don't trust your mate then shouldn't be with him/her to begin with. trust is the most important part of a good relationship.
 

gehtfuct

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I gotsta geht me some of those panties! For me. :D :thumbsup:

Cheating's not an option around here. I'd be escorted to the street :fuckoff: ...via the wrong end of a shotgun,while saying goodbye to my personal effects (and 95% of my life). As for the "other" woman,she'd be dodging Louisville swings.

Yes,my wife is well reserved less the above insanity. :bomb:
 

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Due to overwhelming demand, the panties have SOLD OUT. We will have new stock during the next 30 days.
If you would like to be notified when the panties have been re-stocked, please email sales@forgetmenotpanties.com.
Thank you for your interest in this revolutionary new product.
They are sold out!! There must be a lot of insecure guys out there.
 
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David said:
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind.
forget-me-not panties™ have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology giving you the forget-me-not advantage
Oh the ironing.
 
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I bet the wearer could sue the watcher over invasion of privacy. That would be great.

"My dad was following me around, he put a gps reciever in my panties!!!!!"

:rofl:
 

ferengi

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dull_bullet said:
I bet the wearer could sue the watcher over invasion of privacy. That would be great.

"My dad was following me around, he put a gps reciever in my panties!!!!!"

:rofl:
Minors have no legal right to privacy.
 

bnccoder

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Don't forget to take them off first. You'll give a whole new meaning to "the burning bush".
 

dustinzgirl

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gehtfuct said:
I gotsta geht me some of those panties! For me. :D :thumbsup:

Cheating's not an option around here. I'd be escorted to the street :fuckoff: ...via the wrong end of a shotgun,while saying goodbye to my personal effects (and 95% of my life). As for the "other" woman,she'd be dodging Louisville swings.

Yes,my wife is well reserved less the above insanity. :bomb:
That is pretty much what would happen at my house to. I so want to meet your wife.

I dont think it is a question of trust for the panties. When I was a kid, I did some bad, bad things, most of which are very XXX rated. my parents trusted me implicintly. Becuase I was a good girl.

I would get my kid a pair in a heart beat. And ones for my sons too.

Also, think about other things: Kidnapping, Date rape, arrested, gangs, ect. that it could prevent.
 

breakology

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junglizm said:
http://www.forgetmenotpanties.com/



What the fuck? People need to just learn how to parent and/or trust their wives/girlfriends. I mean if you can't trust your significant other, you're in a bad way already.

Trust? Who the hell needs trust when you have 24 hour, state-of-the-art surveillance?

Edit: You know ... on second thought ... I think this little product would be more successful sold as men's underwear. Women would buy the stuff up.

Nymphchick said:
trust is the most important part of a good relationship.

LOL ... good one Nymphchick :rolleyes:
 
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I agree that is messed up. The parent boyfriends and husbands just need to trust the ladies. Espacially the husbands because they are married and the wife should love them. Unless the father and husband is a jackass like ZeRedBug22's dad.