Have you ever been volunteered to do something by someone else? I usually end up finding out that a friend or family member signed me up for something that I don't want to do, but I'll look like a jerk-off if I back out. Like chaperoning a disabled person's picnic or spending all day at a fund-raising event. They're all good causes and shit, but I'm not a fucking activist. Leave me out of it! I just wanna stay home and play Halo2.