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Frigging computer!

swizeguy

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My frigging computer is a piece of shit. i lugged the damn thing all the way to a friends house for a lan game. And the piece of shit wouldnt even link to the other computers.. all i can do is use the net.... damn microsoft.. "microsoft works..." Biggest oxymoron i have ever hurd! AHHH :mad: :mad:
 

swizeguy

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Yeah im there now.... at a friggin lan and cant do anything except bitch on here.....
 

Descent

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OKAY! MICROSOFT DOES SUCK, BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS!

There is a version of Windows that actually works! Yes, it actually works! It's called Windows Server 2003, and it runs games faster, more reliably, and better than XP could ever hope to achieve!

The best part?

You can try it for FREE for six months!

How to install:

Go to: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2003/evaluation/trial/evalkit.mspx

Download the evaluation kit.

After you install Windows, go to:

http://win2k3.msfn.org/

This is a page that will show you how to set up Windows Server to perform well in a workstation environment. If you skip this step, your system will be slow as shit. It only takes five minutes to set it up, so don't put it off.

I have installed Server on numerous machines (including my friends) and it works flawlessly on all of them. It is just as stable as Linux or MacOS, and has the full compatability of Windows based environments.

PM me if you want some REALLY cool info on it...
 

Hypertron

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hmm yeah that would be good advice but after that six months you have to go buy the actually version of server 2003, and have fun, its $999.99 and where i live the tax comes out to somewhere around...breaks out a calculator...80 bucks so yeah its gonna be $1079.99, yeah have fun payin for that. Acutally if you arn't a complete moron you can use Windows 2000 Pro, the most reliable version, or the best end-user version Window XP...but only if your not a complete dumbass. God i can't stand people who don't know how to use a friggin OS. Oh you can try linux...oh wait that requires someone who can actually use and computer for something other than games, but if you want to try here is the best version...
www.gentoo.org have fun it takes 3 days to load...
 

Descent

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Well...You know you can just reinstall it every six months, right? It's not piracy...and it's not against the license agreement...

The Standard Edition is 500 bucks...nothing comapred to the Premium version ($3000!). It's expensive, but yes, it works wonderfully.