Headlines From the mouth of the US president

[ReiMeishin]

“After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet this week...” *he continued, before suddenly realising the gaffe and shouting* “We will have an all-volunteer army. Let me restate that: We will not have a draft."


I think this is really funny.

 

[bigck3000]

ALL HAIL GW....the most successful product of drunken-zoo-fucking, EVER.

 

[tzedek]

heres another one from dubya

"One of the most amazing events of my life, at least as the presidency, was to go to the NASCAR Race here at the Daytona 500."

So not only is dubya the "presidency" instead of just being a president, but one of the highlights of his term was to watch a nascar race.

 

[dustinzgirl]

homeboy needs to lay off the coke.

 

[msalyss85]

heres another one from dubya

"One of the most amazing events of my life, at least as the presidency, was to go to the NASCAR Race here at the Daytona 500."

So not only is dubya the "presidency" instead of just being a president, but one of the highlights of his term was to watch a nascar race.

Couldn't he go to a nascar race when he was govenor of texas? Or was it just cooler because he's the "presidency". Friggin hick president, anyone can go to a Nascar race

 

[dustinzgirl]

Couldn't he go to a nascar race when he was govenor of texas? Or was it just cooler because he's the "presidency". Friggin hick president, anyone can go to a Nascar race

nope. tickets are sold out for years at the daytona 500, along with bristol and talledegah.

I love racing and I am not a hick.