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Fuck Ex-Girlfriends
- Thread starter twofivekidd9
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twofivekidd9 said:
BallzorzWhen your girlfriend dumps you for your best friend, what are you supposed to do? 
Oh, and you could take revenge on the little whore.
Enter Kit
Well... I would say she probally not worth this trouble... move on so fucking what... boo hoo... Anyways
you asked "how do i get back at the dirty whore?" Well there are a couple of options.
Mail her a box of vomit in pretty packaging... with a lovely note: "when i think about you this is how I feel." don't put your name on it... pick a company or something and use that as a return adress
DirtyKitty litter in her locker...
Could get some nice runny shit (pigshit but i am guessing you won't be able to get that so easy...) but if you take dogshit, some rubber gloves and go to her car and if you can pop the hood... smear it on her motor... so when she starts it... it bakes in nice and fresh... giving her car a lovely odor. smear some on the underneath of her door handel... put it in her purse when she sits it down... lots of options here)
have you ever seen the movie "kids".... take some tampoons and dunk them in red kool-aid.. or the blood from raw meat(which is probally better for the smell) Go to school early and hang them up or stick them in the bottom of her locker... with a sign that says... "did someone pop their cherry"
all easy cheap ways to get back at her... then move on...
Well... I would say she probally not worth this trouble... move on so fucking what... boo hoo... Anyways
you asked "how do i get back at the dirty whore?" Well there are a couple of options.
Mail her a box of vomit in pretty packaging... with a lovely note: "when i think about you this is how I feel." don't put your name on it... pick a company or something and use that as a return adress
DirtyKitty litter in her locker...
Could get some nice runny shit (pigshit but i am guessing you won't be able to get that so easy...) but if you take dogshit, some rubber gloves and go to her car and if you can pop the hood... smear it on her motor... so when she starts it... it bakes in nice and fresh... giving her car a lovely odor. smear some on the underneath of her door handel... put it in her purse when she sits it down... lots of options here)
have you ever seen the movie "kids".... take some tampoons and dunk them in red kool-aid.. or the blood from raw meat(which is probally better for the smell) Go to school early and hang them up or stick them in the bottom of her locker... with a sign that says... "did someone pop their cherry"
all easy cheap ways to get back at her... then move on...
DONT BE A DUMBASS! Please... You going back for her means that SHE is winning and has made you Jealous. Don't make her think she has won the "battle". Just pretend that nothing has happened and play it cool. Then if she really likes you then she will come crawling back. Then you are not the bitch.. She is.. But thats not good, dont say anything about being "the Bitch or The Boss"
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