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fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo....

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ok yeah a newbie here....i hate being new....i found this site by looking for some very sick and nasty porn to send to my friends khaezh bcuz one day i saw an anorexic(i cant spell)movie and it said there were proana sites and i wanted to see if it was true but i couldnt find any so i asked him and he was helping me look and i typed in anorexic.com and porn came up so i told him not to go there....needless to say he did and then for revenge because it was anorexic porn and it scared him he sent me some nasty hairy porn and then we started a nasty-make-you-want-to-die-because-it's-so-scary-porn-war and i thought that the "fuck" in www.wtf.com would have some relation to porn and "what the....." part would hopefully mean that it was weird and forever scaring. no such luck for me.....but insted i found this ranting site and we both signed up and i felt like announing my non-important arrival so yeah.....i think i might have topped most of you on the how-did-you-find-this-website stories.........
 

GottaHurt

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Yeah, whatever. Fuck you and welcome.
 
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GottaHurt said:
Yeah, whatever. Fuck you and welcome.
long time no see, GH... welcome back.

and uhh... yeah. welcome, new person who's name i already forgot
 

TwisT

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_pissed_biotch_ said:
ok yeah a newbie here....i hate being new....i found this site by looking for some very sick and nasty porn to send to my friends khaezh bcuz one day i saw an anorexic(i cant spell)movie and it said there were proana sites and i wanted to see if it was true but i couldnt find any so i asked him and he was helping me look and i typed in anorexic.com and porn came up so i told him not to go there....needless to say he did and then for revenge because it was anorexic porn and it scared him he sent me some nasty hairy porn and then we started a nasty-make-you-want-to-die-because-it's-so-scary-porn-war and i thought that the "fuck" in www.wtf.com would have some relation to porn and "what the....." part would hopefully mean that it was weird and forever scaring. no such luck for me.....but insted i found this ranting site and we both signed up and i felt like announing my non-important arrival so yeah.....i think i might have topped most of you on the how-did-you-find-this-website stories.........
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!Yea you found WTF!!!
 

TwisT

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Unforgiven said:
yep. we love each other here... we're like family :)
Disfunktyon family...... I love you guys........Could you imagine all of us as a family........Some serious domestic violence there.... :mfinger:
 

Icarus

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"Hey, I'm not saying that domestic abuse is good, just that sometimes, they deserve it."

Seen you around before, but welcome anyways.
 
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if we were a family that would....just be very abusive and....odd here's a weird example::::: :bonk: :banghead: :slap: :argue: :banana: :jig:
 

MOjo_of_penis

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thats great, when u signd up wen it asked you if u were reffered to this site by anyone did u put
"yahoo, i was looking for porn under the word fuck"

and another thing if u tryed to screw a kangaroo it would absolutely bash the fuck through you
 

The Chief Hobo

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Unforgiven said:
yep. we love each other here... we're like family :)
yeah- we're like one of those screwed up families that has sex with eachother. welcome.
 

shep

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This thread is over a year old.Don't bring back dead threads:thumbsdn:
 
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