Rook

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Every single time I log on there are 15-17 robots online.

They're logged on, doing god knows what, and of course neither @Jason nor @BRiT will tell us anything.
I'm starting to think that these robots are there to control our posts and/or our minds.

It sounds crazy, sure, but ask yourself these questions:
  1. Have you ever seen a robot post anything?
  2. Have you ever chatted with any of the robots on WTF.com? I've been on the website for 8+ years. Never have I spoken to any of them.
I think it's about time we stand up as humans and tell the site admins that we won't stand for some robots taking up our space here. Specifically if these are robots that don't contribute to discussion in any way, and simply take up bandwidth.

I'm honestly surprised that nobody has brought this up before. These are nonhuman beings trying to take over the forum. There are more of them. They are cold, efficient, killing machines.
 
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BudVugger

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My theory is that every account that has not posted a picture of themselves is a robot.
 
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TheRover

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Do you notice how in a lot of recent movies robots are portrayed as good guys or they are "alive" I dont buy it for a second, WALL-E was nothing more than a vicious toaster with no soul, robocop doesnt want to "protect and serve" he wants to "kill and enslave" I put forward a motion that all robots on this site should be decommisioned henceforth
 
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Rook

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Robocop was really more of a cyborg than a robot.

Typical bullshit coming from a robot sympathizer.

@Farceur, we're starting to mobilize, and the robots on this website will be put down. I don't care how many human lives it takes.

Or, maybe, so you understand better what I'm saying, I should talk to you in binary? You're very suspicious. How do we know you're not one of them?

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Farceur

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Typical bullshit coming from a robot sympathizer.

@Farceur, we're starting to mobilize, and the robots on this website will be put down. I don't care how many human lives it takes.

Or, maybe, so you understand better what I'm saying, I should talk to you in binary? You're very suspicious. How do we know you're not one of them?

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Rook

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TheRover

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Robocop was really more of a cyborg than a robot.

Karel Capeks robots in R.U.R (rossums universal robots) - the play that introduced the word "robot" to the world in 1921 - were organic artificial humans...

Capek_play.jpg
 

rub1out

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Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces, and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore, okay? EVER!

Because you know what I just realized? Huh? You're the goddamn devil! Okay?
 

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Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces, and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore, okay? EVER!

Because you know what I just realized? Huh? You're the goddamn devil! Okay?

I... I'm sorry, baby. Things were different then. I've changed. You've changed. Things can be different, maybe, if we let them. Just, just let me try. Please.
 
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Rook

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I... I'm sorry, baby. Things were different then. I've changed. You've changed. Things can be different, maybe, if we let them. Just, just let me try. Please.

Stop lying to yourself and to him. You're not interested in anything other than a warm hole.
 

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I don't think any of the registered users are robots though...

The user verify prevents that, for the most part, if enabled. The spam posts we get once in awhile are user accounts that get banned/deleted. Also, in the admin panel, for this type of forum, there is a flag for Jason/Brit that pops if the forum software feels like there is a robot/spam attempt. That user cannot be allowed through till the administrator approves it. Therefore most likely none of the registered users are bots. They can only be unregistered, underprivileged, lady-boy, counted in the stat section, passersby! OMGSOLAME!

/knowitallduringyourfunny

P.S. Rook put a # symbol before the words in your tags so I know its real brah
 
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BudVugger

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I don't think any of the registered users are robots though...

The user verify prevents that, for the most part, if enabled. The spam posts we get once in awhile are user accounts that get banned/deleted. Also, in the admin panel, for this type of forum, there is a flag for Jason/Brit that pops if the forum software feels like there is a robot/spam attempt. That user cannot be allowed through till the administrator approves it. Therefore most likely none of the registered users are bots. They can only be unregistered, underprivileged, lady-boy, counted in the stat section, passersby! OMGSOLAME!

/knowitallduringyourfunny

P.S. Rook put a # symbol before the words in your tags so I know its real brah


http://www.wtf.com/online/?type=robot
 
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Reference Post # 1122106:

"They can only be unregistered, underprivileged, lady-boy, counted in the stat section, passersby! OMGSOLAME!"

:jerk:


I refuse to reference your reference. The Robots win if I do. You sir, are a robot sympathizer.
 
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