my friend has a fiance...who loves me. he's so inappropriate. this guy is the epitome of "cheesy white guy". which super sucks. anyway, he always asks me inappropriate questions in front of my friend. he asks me about: masturbation habits, my underwear preference, bra size, sex positions, etc. most of the time right in front of her. i'm sure she thinks it's quirky or something, but...no, he's just fucked up. he even spanked me as i was leaving their apartment one night. what the fuck?
then there's my other friend. she's married. her husband has had a crush on me for years. i didn't even find out about this until a couple of days ago. he's my "scary movie buddy" we'd always go to the movies to see a scary movie because my friends don't want to see that crap & neither does his wife so we used to just go with each other. then, all of a sudden, we weren't able to go to movies anymore. i thought that it was just a wife thing & thought nothing of it. then, i found out he has a crush on me.
i'm fucked. i attract people who are unavailable & lesbians. not that there's anything wrong with lesbians.
then there's my other friend. she's married. her husband has had a crush on me for years. i didn't even find out about this until a couple of days ago. he's my "scary movie buddy" we'd always go to the movies to see a scary movie because my friends don't want to see that crap & neither does his wife so we used to just go with each other. then, all of a sudden, we weren't able to go to movies anymore. i thought that it was just a wife thing & thought nothing of it. then, i found out he has a crush on me.
i'm fucked. i attract people who are unavailable & lesbians. not that there's anything wrong with lesbians.
