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fucked up things friends have said

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girlfriend's roommate - "so.. how much jell-o do you think it would take to fill the tub?"

same chic (when they were moving into the house) - "so, is sex in the bathtub off limits?"

Friend (sitting around a campfire with a group of friends) - "who's mom has the worst bush?" (fucked up part is we all answered. Even worse - we all said the same mom).
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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some chic at school ( im ashley and i like deep penetration)-thanx for sharing WTF??
 

RGN-dRaGoN

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one kid i know at skool said he packed his own fudge....
 

FUBAR

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i walked into work one day server came up to me and asked "would you shit on someones car????" this was also at like 9 am
 
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my male friend dared my other two friends to make out (yes, both girls) and the excanged followed as this:
Friend 2 and 1: eww no!
they did anyways..
Friend 1: hey! your a good kisser!
Friend 2: you were trying??!!
it was actually quite funny..
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guess you'd have to be there.. :rolleyes:
lmao.
 

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Co-worker-"I think I prefer Dicks to Hooters..."


Speaking about the quality of hotwings at two different bars. Realize this was a random statement and no hotwing conversation was taking place.
 

otepsoul

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my best friend ----- dude your sisters hot.
me-- fucking wrong
 

mariusthegreat

:: What Ebonics ::
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me: hey dude..set me up with your cousin...
friend: dude..no...you can have my sloppy seconds...me first...
me: wtf???
 

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Tenderony
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otepsoul said:
my best friend ----- dude your sisters hot.
me-- fucking wrong
One along the same lines..

"Your sisters got massive tits, have you not noticed?"

Fucking hell. I pointed out what it would be like for a bloke to say to him what a lovely cock his brother had. He soon shut up.

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Skitch0o0

Put it in MY butt...
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#10
A student once asked me if I wanted to be on top or on bottom.
 

Hypertron

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so me and my friends are sitting at the mall and two of them are arguing...

friend 1: Dude how could you have had sex with my g/f?

friend 2: Sorry i just triped and my dick went in her pussy

we got a nice laugh out of it, my friend was pissed as hell though.
 

Skitch0o0

Put it in MY butt...
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#12
Can we move some of these posts to the "I'm an unoriginal dumbass" thread?
 

Punk Ass

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I was plucking my cousines eye brows and my brother walks in and says " Do me "
after laughing my ass off i said " i wont do you but i will pluck you eye brows"
 
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Punk Ass said:
I was plucking my cousines eye brows and my brother walks in and says " Do me "
after laughing my ass off i said " i wont do you but i will pluck you eye brows"
did he say yes? :p
 

Punk Ass

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as a matter of fact yes

Unforgiven said:
did he say yes? :p
only to plucking his unibrow. i did it with pleasure because he yelped like a little bitch. :)