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FUckin backstabing whore monger

imbrokepayme

zack the p-i-m-p
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any way, so this fuck head, we will call him "justin vohn" desidees it would be a good idea to fuck my g/f. i say fuck HIM!!!! and the next person to atempt this little schrade will meet a swift death
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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Sorry to hear about your situation. I'd have kicked the everloving shit out of him, and I advise you to do the same. It's not good to keep emotions all piled up inside you. I also recommend the Molotov Cocktail. Do with this as you wish, godspeed good sir.
 

Jung

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I think I'd be a little more pissed at the girl for fucking around. Maybe that's just me though.
 

1ct-on!

Take the Bus , BITCH !!
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smash the shit outta this "justin boy " and tell your girlfriend she sould go to hell , if she is a real cristian she will praise you and beg the lord .....

no...

smack justin boy . and then ask your girlfriend why she had done this .. if she says just for fun then kick her ass right outta your door !!!
 

gehtfuct

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I say kick them both to the curb,and find yourself a new chunk of ass to chew on.
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Pretend to have "Make up sex" with her. Video tape it. Release it on the internet, and send the link to her parents, her job, her church, pretty much everyone she knows.

Oh, and don't forget Uncle Max. :thumbsup:
 

Broken

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Your Whole problem is with the girl not being able to keep her knees together. As far as leaking a video tape to the internet. Great Idea; if you want to end up getting more love than you can handle from your cellie Beudreux Longhammer.
Forget the bitch and move on.
 

Liquid-Zero

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Steps to making a Simple Molotov Cocktail
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1. Take a hankerchief
2. Take a beer bottle (maybe half full)
3. Light the hankerchief on fire and quickly put it in the bottle and throw
4. Put on some sunglasses

Dont trust me, google it. I'll probably get you killed :D . But go get 'em, tiger :thumbsup: