Fuckin birthday...

notorious

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OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS MY BIRTHDAY! ya i totally forgot about this website for a long time until i got the birthday email. Anyways, I'm pissed at my family because i was supposed to get presents from my uncle and grandparents but they havnt come yet and all my parents gave me is books and stuff. But the good thing is i got $100 bucks and Halo for pc from my friends, and this i think has been the first birthday where i have gotten better stuff from my friends than family and it pisses me off. Anyways, now that i remember, i have to post here more often.
 

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You Said Sorry

you said sorry when you used the shitty sad ass sorry come back of "yo muma"
 

Captain 151

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havin a birthday this close to the holidays must suck. people must give you gifts all the time and be like "hey, this is for Christmas/hanukah/kwanzaa/ramadan/whatever AND your birthday!" oh joy. heh.
 

RGN-dRaGoN

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gurlgonewild said:
hb

*giggles* (((((((((yo moma)))))))))))
haven't heard a good yo moma joke in a looong time.
hmmmmmm
yo moma is so fat, she jumped down the grand canyone and got stuck :p