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Fuckin hate my bro

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god i hate my brother... he pisses me off so much. he is fuckin 12 right now and he still gets away with everything. he just randomly goes in my room somttimes if he FEELS like it and fucks shit up. like one time not too long ago he went in my room, took every poster off my wall, and put them in the shredder. i had like probly 40. like ones from magazines. and another time wen he went in my room he found my cigs and told my mom of course. and i got fuckin grounded... blah blah the usual routine. and somehow he can do this shit-AND SO MUCH MORE- and NEVER get in trouble. wtf?? IM the one who always gets in trouble. i swear to god i hate him so much. and not only that, but he has the fuckin worst temper. so i cant say one word to him without him chasin me wit a butcher knife. think im exagerating? he did that a few times. luckily my door was strong enough to hold him. god i mean, these things may sound little and dumb, but he seriously pisses me off so much. even wit little shit. god hes so annoying. i cant stand him. uggghhhh
 

Piro

From appaled to applauding, controversy.
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Either:
1) Video camera, set it up in your room and catch the fucker in the act. Show mom/dad.

2) Sounds like prank time to me :D

Bring some of your friends over for the night. When everyone is asleep (including your brother), sneak into his room (camera going) and unleash hell. My personal favourite is taping a permanent pen to the hand of the sleeping victim. Make sure your brother has to go to school or on an outing the next day, then watch him squirm in the morning. There are so many things you can do to humiliate someone like placing a pile of dog shit on their face whilst they sleep. Be inventive and don’t forget to show your classmates the wonderful footage (before and after).

Pranks generally don’t solve your problems, but at least they'll give you a bit of satisfaction.


Your brother sounds like a right little cunt, so he deserves the shit your about inflict on him.
 
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My mom got really pissed off at me yesterday because I told my sister she sucks.

I hate her(my sister, not my mom).
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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I am the youngest in our family and it was great. I could get away with everything and my bro and sis would get in trouble.

I have no idea if this had anything to do with the thread. I didn't read it. I hate to read because I can't read.
 

squeeze_me

Fuck me in the gotaz.
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i hate my cousin and yes my cousin is that imature prick that used to come on these forums named wootness good on ya whoever banned him :thumbsup: , i hate him and i mean its the type of hate were if he was hanging off a cliff and i was the only one to save him i would much rather go jerk off.
 
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squeeze_me said:
i hate my cousin and yes my cousin is that imature prick that used to come on these forums named wootness good on ya whoever banned him :thumbsup: , i hate him and i mean its the type of hate were if he was hanging off a cliff and i was the only one to save him i would much rather go jerk off.
so i guess your just both big fans of G-N-R...smells fishy
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Piro said:
Bring some of your friends over for the night. When everyone is asleep (including your brother), sneak into his room (camera going) and unleash hell. My personal favourite is taping a permanent pen to the hand of the sleeping victim. Make sure your brother has to go to school or on an outing the next day, then watch him squirm in the morning. There are so many things you can do to humiliate someone like placing a pile of dog shit on their face whilst they sleep. Be inventive and don?t forget to show your classmates the wonderful footage (before and after).
Too much effort. Just shit in his bed and tell him he did it.
 

squeeze_me

Fuck me in the gotaz.
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latinmaxima said:
so i guess your just both big fans of G-N-R...smells fishy
the only 2 things we have in common are our tastes in music and the fact that we both play guitar, and yes he does suck at guitar i can easily say im better then him at guitar.
 
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squeeze_me said:
i hate my cousin and yes my cousin is that imature prick that used to come on these forums named wootness good on ya whoever banned him :thumbsup: , i hate him and i mean its the type of hate were if he was hanging off a cliff and i was the only one to save him i would much rather go jerk off.
i cant agree with you more. and i can definitely relate. (not about the jerking off part lol) but if my brother WAS hanging off a cliff... i honestly dont think i would give one fuck.

lol yeah maybe ill try that. shit in his bed...(kidding). god that kid annoys the hell out of me though.
 

squeeze_me

Fuck me in the gotaz.
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UnrealBabe said:
i cant agree with you more. and i can definitely relate. (not about the jerking off part lol) but if my brother WAS hanging off a cliff... i honestly dont think i would give one fuck.

lol yeah maybe ill try that. shit in his bed...(kidding). god that kid annoys the hell out of me though.
jizz on his bed.... :D
 

CannibaL

Banned - What an Asshat!
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dude its a chick they cant shoot babies like we can,i'd just start leaving messes around the house and blame it on him,actually blame everything on him
 

Tostig

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My brother used to beat me up on a daily basis (2 years older than me). He never got in trouble, cause I never told on him, but he stopped after I broke his nose.
 

The Chief Hobo

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I know what you feel like my bros 11 right now and he's always looking at porn. He downloaded some random porn shit onto my computer and now im in tons of trouble for it. fuck all you horny little 11 yr olds out there.
 
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Yaaahhhh I'm a little brother to a sister whos 2-3 years older than me. ( I say this because between August and November, shes only 2 years). Anyways, our rooms are right next to eachothers and we don't talk, or go into eachothers rooms. It's all good. I never was a little immature brat like that, if anything she gets on my nerves more than I on hers.
 
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The Chief Hobo said:
I know what you feel like my bros 11 right now and he's always looking at porn. He downloaded some random porn shit onto my computer and now im in tons of trouble for it. fuck all you horny little 11 yr olds out there.
wow that is so weird. the EXACT same thing happend with my brother. at the same age too. he is 11 and he is always lookin at that and it got on my computer and i got in trouble for it. now my parents think im some nasty fuckin lesbian cause obviously the porn was girls.

anyway, this fuckin kid pisses me off so fuckin bad. everyday its something new and of COURSE HE never gets in trouble. its always me. uggghhhh only 3 years till i can move outta that bitch