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today i was working... i use a loud weed eater for my job... and it was 9 in the morning... so, i was cutting near some houses, and some grass got tangled up in the damn thing... i turn it off to untangle it, and i hear some bitch scream "turn that fucking thing off... it's only 9 in the fucking morning, and there's still people sleeing... have some fucking consideration for other fucking people." so, when it's untangled, i turn it back on and, naturally, i stay in that particular spot for a bit longer, just to piss her off even more, hoping she'd come out of her house and actually confront me, so i can tell her to fuck off... i've been up at 6 and don't need your shit, blah blah blah... she didn't, though, which was kinda disappointing.
 

Pachyderm

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During the summer I like to sleep in late and when our gardeners come at 7 in the morning to wake me up, I get all pissed off. Then they take our trashcans and place them at the top of our driveway and leave them there, so when I back out I almost crash into em. And if it ever so happens that I have to leave while they are there they have all their shit in my driveway and their truck placed halfway in the driveway, making it quite difficult to get out...bastards.
But since the shoe is on the other foot...you should have kicked the bitch's ass.
 

mariusthegreat

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unforgiven...that same shit happened to me a few times.....tho i always did that shit on the weekends[sidejob] .....one time i gave a lady the finger :mfinger: ... my pops was pissed for about a week...we now look back and laugh at it.. ...hehe....classic....
 

otepsoul

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Unforgiven said:
today i was working... i use a loud weed eater for my job... and it was 9 in the morning... so, i was cutting near some houses, and some grass got tangled up in the damn thing... i turn it off to untangle it, and i hear some bitch scream "turn that fucking thing off... it's only 9 in the fucking morning, and there's still people sleeing... have some fucking consideration for other fucking people." so, when it's untangled, i turn it back on and, naturally, i stay in that particular spot for a bit longer, just to piss her off even more, hoping she'd come out of her house and actually confront me, so i can tell her to fuck off... i've been up at 6 and don't need your shit, blah blah blah... she didn't, though, which was kinda disappointing.
lol got to love the people who wont come outside stupid assholes
 

Seije

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otepsoul said:
lol got to love the people who wont come outside stupid assholes
yea and you have no problems either...because all you have to do is say, if you have a problem, take it to the person that hired me
make it more fun and involve others and stand back and watch

unless you like pissing others off..then keep at as long as you can, i'd mow my lawn at 4am if I wanted too, and I know jus the bitch to tick off doing it too
she fucking called the cops on us for setting off a few firecrackers(we live 3 houses down)...but she did nothing when her next door neighbor set hours of firecrackers off...bitch needs to die
 

DCSkater

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.......

not only do i not have a job, i never had one...... but im looking :) . hopefully donado's will hire me.....but for now the onlu job i got is mow'n my lawn for 30 bucks (easy money) :cool:
 

otepsoul

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if that was me id. be like yeah and start yelling while the mower is on. and hitting rocks too