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Fucking Bs Game

Bauber

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I buy this new game right supposed to be cool? BULLSHIT heres what i think

White Men Can't Jump Thanks to the sloppy graphics and insane camera work, the hoop usually looks like a distant clump of Grape Nuts, so you can never tell whether you made a basket or not. The programmers seemed to know this, so to help you determine whether the ball went in, hardcore street basketball phrases appear at the top of the screen whenever you shoot.When you throw up a shot, it screams nonsense like "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!" Maybe that means that I made the shot or maybe it means "There is a tornado approaching the court, my friends. We should escape and your mother is a whore." I'll never know; the manual doesn't have a translation guide. So if like me, you don't come from whatever hip-hoppin' tough street that speaks this alien language, you have to try to decode "DOWN STREET ON THE FLIPFLOP TIMEPANTS!" on your own.
 

swizeguy

How dare you!?
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Dude thats why i dont buy sports games. They are all the same. And personally i think that it is really hard to get the idea of playing any sport into a video game (like bball or things like that) Im more into racing games and games like splinter cell or rainbow six 3..
 

VelazZ

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all sport games are crap, play it real is much better and funnier :)
 

Broken

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All the goal based games are pretty much the same. Basketball, soccer, and hockey have pretty much the same game play.
Racing games .. Geez
First Person shooter games same game flow.
FPS/RPG are My fav..

 

Reqium

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Broken said:
All the goal based games are pretty much the same. Basketball, soccer, and hockey have pretty much the same game play.
Racing games .. Geez
First Person shooter games same game flow.
FPS/RPG are My fav..

Right on me too. FPS get old pretty quick, but RPG's theres always something new in the storyline. So as long as your following it, it will provide you with hours of entertainment. If you haven't tried it yet, Try Final Fantasy Tactics. Best game to be put out by SquareSoft.
 
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i'll tell you what though. except for how many fly balls the outfielders can run down and make diving catches on.................mvp baseball '04 is a pretty good baseball game.
 

Broken

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neckdemon said:
i'll tell you what though. except for how many fly balls the outfielders can run down and make diving catches on.................mvp baseball '04 is a pretty good baseball game.
MVP 03 and 04 are both great baseball games. We have a LAN room setup at work. I play MVP-04 on break and lunch. Imo it's the best sports game although "Fight Night" had brought boxing a long way from Punch Out.
 

swizeguy

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ehh sport games suck. RPG's can be hard to follow...
 

morelos

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video games are supposed to enable you to do things you can't go out into the world and do.

i'm able-bodied and healthy; if i want to play basketball i'll meet you at the courts. fuck video games for sports i can do.

however, if i want to blow things up, shoot people in the head, sack whole nations and build an empire, or be a 12th-century hero, i'll be playing the appropriate video game.

~ dan ~
 

Bullshyt

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Yeah, it is fun to be able to shoot people in the head for no apparent reason and get away with it.
 

edolphritler

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Reqium said:
Right on me too. FPS get old pretty quick, but RPG's theres always something new in the storyline. So as long as your following it, it will provide you with hours of entertainment. If you haven't tried it yet, Try Final Fantasy Tactics. Best game to be put out by SquareSoft.
I'll cast my vote for RPGs, even though I'm not all hardcore Final Fantasy, I'll stick with Morrowind forever, that game is fucking awesome.
 
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swizeguy said:
Dude thats why i dont buy sports games. They are all the same. And personally i think that it is really hard to get the idea of playing any sport into a video game (like bball or things like that) Im more into racing games and games like splinter cell or rainbow six 3..
Excause me man WWE games are fun there not the same but it is fun if your a wrestling fan or if you feel like beating somebody up yep it gets the anger off of you.
 

tharuz

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*hiccup*

wrestling`s fake, and only lowlifes watch it, either that or queers who enjoy them being great athletes

or fetishers who like big women/transvesties
 
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Yeah really... two grown men in tights throwing fake punches and getting a plastic trophy whole being cheered on by thier buff women with tits that put basketballs to shame. Sounds like a canadian frat party gone bad.
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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Let's go watch the WWE, maybe someone will accidently hit someone, you know that could happen. I mean, after all that dick grabbing, they have to hit each other every once in a while.
 

pimpyobitch

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Get GTA thats a good game for when you get depressed.
 

morelos

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true!

i played super street fighter 2 turbo on an snes emulator today. that was hilarious!