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Fucking Computer!

imbrokepayme

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i hate my fucking computer, i need a new one. fuck i need 2 new ones, then i need 4 metric tons of horse traqulizer.
 
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I know what you mean my computer is pissing me off too. pop-ups come up like mad. This especially sux if your playing a full screen game. Also every once in a while it will restart itself, this sux if your in the middle of a big download. Fucking piece of shit.
 
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Yeah I probly do have spyware but my brothers fucking spybot program never gets rid of all of it.
 

Jung

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GarnetXero said:
Yeah I probly do have spyware but my brothers fucking spybot program never gets rid of all of it.
Use a combination of Spybot, AdAware and Spyware Blaster and you should be ok. The best thing you can do to protect yourself is to STOP USING Internet Explorer. I use this on my Windows PC, and rarely, if ever, get spy/adware. The few that I do get are never a problem either, and are easily removed.

Get Firefox! :thumbsup:
 
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I have stopped using explorer all I use is Firefow. I used the adaware program and spybot nothing else.
 

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You should check out Spyware Blaster, it blocks a lot of stuff and it's completely transparent.
 

Jung

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Janglenut said:
I've found that Microsoft Anti-Spyware works really well....
I have no idea why anyone would rely on Beta security software. Furthermore, have you read this post?
 

Descent

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Solution:

1. Get a pirate copy of Windows 2000 from a sympathetic tech at your school

2. Back up porno, format hard drive

3. Install Windows, and service pack it.

4. Install drivers, and porno.

5. Install Mozilla. Download more porno using Mozilla.

6. Download gay porno.

7. Download "JENNA JAMESON FISTING BRITTANY SPEARS!!!one! OMG LOL! SUPARNOVA!"

8. Download AVG Free Edition, Spybot, AdAware, and GenericSpy. Don't forget to download "STARTUP COPILOT!" to get rid of shit you don't want/need starting up, etc.

9. Resume fingering/twiddling your cock.

10. Cum all over your PeeCee, go to bed.

Fixed?
 

Sektor

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junglizm said:
I have no idea why anyone would rely on Beta security software. Furthermore, have you read this post?
Hey, if it works, it works. I use it too. Haven't had a problem since I got it.
 

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Sektor said:
Hey, if it works, it works. I use it too. Haven't had a problem since I got it.
The problem is, it's already been compromised. Using beta security software is an extremely BAD idea, I'd never trust it.
 
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imbrokepayme said:
i hate my fucking computer, i need a new one. fuck i need 2 new ones, then i need 4 metric tons of horse traqulizer.
yeah i hate my computer too..right now the only thing is it good for is talking to people..thats it...other than that it is the stupidiest thing ever..i seriously want to throw it against the wall and then kick it til some weird shit comes out.