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Fucking flu!

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Clitpickle
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Been wandering around too much last Friday night between two parties, and it was so cold I thought my cock was gonna fall off (=quite cold).
So I got a flu and fever with 40,7°C (too lazy to convert it to imperial measurements, American bastards!) - aren't your bloodcells supposed to start dying at 41°C?
Anyway, every move I make hurts as a bitch, my stomach feels as if I had eaten Bud Spencer because I'm coughing so much, and if I had to guess, I'd say my head was the size of a fucking donkey.

To top all that, I can't sleep because I've been sleeping all day trying to end my suffering through escaping to a happier world.

Isn't life fun?
 

orthon

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The flu sucks, i'll probaly end up gettin it in the cumin weeks:(
 
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woah woah wait a sec....and you are in terrible agony, killing blood cells and posting on wtf... why?
 

leehype

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The flu suck. Get well soon.
 

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Clitpickle
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And in what way should that keep me from posting here every now and then?
It gets kinda boring if you're lying in bed all day.
 

Stardust

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aaaaww pooor you :hug2: I've had 41C once..I didn't die.. :happysad:
 

JLXC

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My sympathies, I had that shit for 2 weeks, and now for another 6 weeks I've still got congestion in the head and sinuses. Get rid of it if you can, this hanging on shit is for the birds.

Good luck.
 

Fudrucker

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flu's a bitch

have lots of vitamin C...a couple of weeks ago i started coming down with flu - started with a sore throat, and i ate loads of oranges along with my multivitamin and just had a sore throat for about 3 days then was completely fine!
oh well...get well soon...try not to get too unhappy...apparently happiness boosts the immune system!
 

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Clitpickle
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Alright, now this flu is definately starting to piss me off.
I'm getting more and more bored by the hour (which makes me fucking aggressive), and it seems like I won't be able to go to school for an important test tomorrow.

Sorry for being whiny.

P.S.: REJOICE!!! His Lordship, my tomcat, has returned from a 2-week-long absence! Let there be a feast and troubadours singing to His honor!
 

skully

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if i were you , I would stay way from the computer and the tv. Try annd read a book or something. Anything with a screen and flashing pictures will make it longer for you to get better. Hope you get well soon bro.:thumbsup:
 

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That is true, and I'm trying to stay away from them the computer (you can forget about the German TV channels; C-SPAN is exciting compared to what the German TV channels dare showing) as much as I can, but lying in bed all day, my back starts to hurt pretty soon, which sucks pretty hard.

Thanks though :)
 

Brain Spout

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i don't think it kills your blood cells at 41 C, it's more likely that it starts to denature proteins that you need to stay alive
 
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i was just saying. if

im about to die, i would be trying to save myself, not telling people about my sickness. but yeah, get better, no german tv for you!:D

i'd be happy to skip a test, due to a valid reason of absence, you can probably make up the test later....come to think of it, I'd be happy to sleep all day too. eh.
 
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I know what you mean i too am laid up with a cold but fingers crossed the lemsip will get rid of it for me ...... if not watch me shove the lemons where it hurts next time i visit the chemists!