FUCKING FUCKERS

gehtfuct

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How are you sure this isn't a dream?
In dreams you don't have herpes. Insane ABC is all about the herp. For life. For real. Living the dream but awake. Or possibly asleep on the couch dreaming about having sex one day. Or just waking up with the herp anyway.

Fuck! Now I'm confused. Way to go BRiT!
 

BeautifulSniper

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In dreams you don't have herpes. Insane ABC is all about the herp. For life. For real. Living the dream but awake. Or possibly asleep on the couch dreaming about having sex one day. Or just waking up with the herp anyway.

Fuck! Now I'm confused. Way to go BRiT!
How do you know he has herpes? Did you look? How can he be a virgin with herpes?
 

BRiT

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The quality craftsmanship of newer shovels is appalling these days...
 

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I bought an all steel shovel about twenty years for about $30. It was well worth the price. The handle is steel and welded to the blade. It was even made in the USA back then.

Back on topic: How is Italy?
 

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I do not even know what a "toilet balloon" is and I am not even going to look it up. I am just going to assume it is something @gehtfuct uses regularly.

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