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Fucking hamster!

TwisT

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So my kid had to have this fucking hamster....(FUCK)! And my girlie says "it's so cute" Miniature fucking piece of shit! We get home, things are great "He's so cute", (WHATEVER). The sun goes down and this little bitch is on! Like a tweeker fresh off three nights of sleep and a pound of meth! So my son wakes me in the middle of the night bitchin about Hamtaro (It has a name) won't sleep! Like I told son "he's nocturnal so he's up all night". "I don't care dad he's so cool"! So now this lil'bitch is in the living room... No prob..... Oh wait I watch T.V. primarily at night, and pea brain found that chewing on the plastic on his cage helps wear down his teeth! Every fucking night, after night!!!! Listen can you hear him he's goin off like a 4 alarm fucking fire as I type! SHUT UP BITCH! Sometimes I just wanna grab him and squeeze him till his little red eyes pop! But my kid loves him so I can't. But I can leave him out over night with the cage door open and hope fully he'll run his lil'ass to freedom..(or get eaten by a cat)
 

breakology

Kiss my Converse
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Fuck!! LMAO!! ... that was some funny shit, mostly because I can relate. (got 5 kids myself, lol)

"Like a tweeker fresh off three nights of sleep and a pound of meth!"
That was especially funny because my wife used to be a mad tweeker way back when, lol ... I think i caught her chewing on plastic quite a few times as well trying to entertain herself, lol ...
 

skylinec

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TwisT said:
So my kid had to have this fucking hamster....(FUCK)! And my girlie says "it's so cute" Miniature fucking piece of shit! We get home, things are great "He's so cute", (WHATEVER). The sun goes down and this little bitch is on! Like a tweeker fresh off three nights of sleep and a pound of meth! So my son wakes me in the middle of the night bitchin about Hamtaro (It has a name) won't sleep! Like I told son "he's nocturnal so he's up all night". "I don't care dad he's so cool"! So now this lil'bitch is in the living room... No prob..... Oh wait I watch T.V. primarily at night, and pea brain found that chewing on the plastic on his cage helps wear down his teeth! Every fucking night, after night!!!! Listen can you hear him he's goin off like a 4 alarm fucking fire as I type! SHUT UP BITCH! Sometimes I just wanna grab him and squeeze him till his little red eyes pop! But my kid loves him so I can't. But I can leave him out over night with the cage door open and hope fully he'll run his lil'ass to freedom..(or get eaten by a cat)
poison in drinking water trick could work nicely
 

Seije

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our hamster died years ago...i'd tell ya how but we don't even know :confused:

i'm guessing it got old or something
 

magnolia

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I like hampsters. I do have to say though don't let him loose cuz he'll chew up ur wires. Yeah, he'll fry, but not before he ruins all ur stuff. Anyway, my sister had a hampster and he was old. It was a cold night so I though, hm, I should give him some warm (note: WARM not hot) water. So I did and I think he had a heart attack. Oopsie. Well, I was like 3 at the time. But if u really hate the little sucker.....

And we had gerbils for a while and omg, be sooooo happy u don't have one of those. U have to get the fricken metal or glass cages for those suckers. They ate half of their cage. :S Anyway, the hampster was the better way to go.
 

Smoke

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One time I had a hamster, Until I put it on my top shelf, it found a way to get out, fell off, and died on impact. I used to call him 'furs' but now I call him 'splat'.
 

Seije

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smoke-it said:
One time I had a hamster, Until I put it on my top shelf, it found a way to get out, fell off, and died on impact. I used to call him 'furs' but now I call him 'splat'.
aww, funny yet so so sad, i wonder if parachutes would work on them =)
 

Fugly

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Back when I was a kid my sister had to have a hamster. Over the course of what i like to call the "hamster era" she bought three different hamsters. The era part comes in because she had this incredible knack of picking pregnant hamsters. So every hamster she bought turned into 12.
 

Black Flame

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i had a hamster, a mouse, and a guinea pig all at once before. originally just the mouse was mine but my irresponsible older sister decided she didn't have the energy to care for them or even bother so i had to keep them in my room and take care of them. besides the cleaning of 3 cages, they were very cute and all had crazy personalities.. that's if you pay attention to them. guinea pigs are the ones i get most attached to.. i currently have 2 new ones, one is a fat fuzzhead named mojo who dominates the play pen, and another one we call buddy.. short for prison buddy cuz well.. mojo ownz his ass.
anyway, you get used to the noise, it didn't take me long.. i can usually sleep through thunderstorms cuz i'm so lost in my own brain. but ya.. that's my input.
 

Smoke

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Black Flame said:
it didn't take me long.. i can usually sleep through thunderstorms cuz i'm so lost in my own brain. but ya.. that's my input.
What does this have to do with a hamster?
 

Smoke

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Seije said:
aww, funny yet so so sad, i wonder if parachutes would work on them =)
Nah, I tried that. It just fell..
 

bigck3000

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you could accidently put it in a roasting pan...little garlic and olive oil maybe some root vegetables...then feed it to your kid...that way they have a hand in the killing....they cant get mad, everyone wins. just make sure you dance around and point at them as they cry so they really get fucked up.
 

Descent

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Hey...seriously...WHY WOULD YOU GET HIM A HAMSTER?!

You should have gotten him a non-inbred rat. They are the best. Just ask Pachyderm :).

Make sure that they don't have all the boys and girls in one cage at the pet store...Or else you'll get a braindead, pregnant, aggressive rat (I learned this the hard way).

I have six of the little inbred fuckers, and I don't really care about any of them. They are so inbred they lack personalities, and any rat fancier will tell you that rats are supposed to have personalities.

I seriously want them to die...I would never kill them, but I want to get a rat that was sweet, smart, and friendly, like my first one, who was not inbred.

I want to get back to the old days of having a sweet, wonderful rat...
 

Black Flame

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smoke-it said:
What does this have to do with a hamster?
well if you were paying attention, she mentioned how the bugger kept her up at night with the gnawing of the cage and running of the wheel and scurrying of the feet etc.. SO, to make the connection.. when i had a hamster (plus a mouse and a guinea pig) it kept me up for a while too, but i got used to it pretty fast considering i can usually sleep through thunderstorms even. in any case though, most other people do get used to it. maybe not as fast as me, but they do soon enough. thus i was trying to reassure her that it won't be so annoying for too much longer.. if you're lucky or not stupidly irritable.