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Fucking job applications

UberSkippy

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For those of you that play in the arcade you might have noticed that I've run up a few high scores lately. That's because I'm unemfuckingployed.

Now, I've been diligently filling out my applications, both by hand and online. But the one place that I fucking HATE to fill out aps for is CapitalOne. Those fuckers have this online application process that runs you through so many fucking ringers I nearly gave up. (But how many fucking times can I play Homer's Beer run and not loose it?)

To fill it out they want you to fill out information like what city you want to work in. No big deal? Yeah, fuck you, it's a pain. You have to know what the city code is. THEIR city code. To help you, they've provided a code lookup. How fucking nice. Why do I have to put in BE when I could just type Boise like every other fucking site.

Ok, I can handle that. But then you have to do it for the job position, where you heard about the job, what currency you'd like to be paid in, what school you went too and about a dozen other things. Oh, and fuck you if the one you need isn't listed. Stupid fucking weasles ass retards that designed that fuckup of a job site... shit.

Ok, that's enough of my whinning about my life. But hey, at least it wasn't about highschool right? :mfinger:
 

Descent

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Dude, just sign up for gay porn. Problem solved. Permanent income until 25, or when you get AIDS.
 

UberSkippy

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I'm too old for Gay Porn. That and I live in an extremely repressive state where it's illegal to make porn.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I feel your pain man. I went filling out for applications for a part time job. I wasted countless hours in a few different places, answering all sorts of questions. Like: Would you consider your self a happy person? blah blah blah... Job applications are so stupid! I hate them with a passion. :mad:
 

UberSkippy

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FuckFace said:
I feel your pain man. I went filling out for applications for a part time job. I wasted countless hours in a few different places, answering all sorts of questions. Like: Would you consider your self a happy person? blah blah blah... Job applications are so stupid! I hate them with a passion. :mad:
Dude, then there are the questions: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
"Ummm not working here at this shithouse of a job. I only applied because I still have to make the house payment you stupid fuck."

But my alltime favorite was "Red or yellow jello. Which one is better and why?"
 

ChilianFuckFace

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At least in some applications they have the decency to tell you it will take about 45 minutes to fill them out. Fucking insane!
 

Captain 151

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FuckFace said:
Would you consider your self a happy person?
Haha!! What a stupid fucking question!!

Would you consider your self a happy person?
No, really, I feel pretty shitty all the time. In fact
as soon as I'm hired, I'm going to bring a gun to
the office and fucking kill everybody.
 
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Problem solved.
Step 1) Get a camra
Step 2) Find a chick
Step 3) Get her drunk
Step 4) Make a contract saying you can get her nude and post pics of her
Step 5) get her to sign it
Step 6) advratise
Step 7) Rack in the cash
Step 8) Masterbait

-o0oo00ooliii :rip: :thumbsup:
 

UberSkippy

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Yeah... you missed that part where I said shooting Porn in Idaho is illegal right? Because it's a felony here. The uber right wingers don't like nudity all that much.
 

Descent

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You should take them to court for that.

Fucking Right-Wing Nutjobs :thumbsdn:.

America has been thoroughly owned by Red States. De-Annexation time!

EDIT: Reading this with my Paintjobbed Carmack avatar is cracking me up.

OpenGL > Pussy
 

Darklight

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i don't think anyone likes to fill out job applications.. just a little hate filled evil we all have to go through.. like waiting at the DMV till your brain turns to a grey mush.. The worst applications I ever saw are for civil service.. most applications are 10 pages or more and require a prior work and residency history of 12 years.. then if you can remember all that, you have to take some phonebook sized test and wait 6 to 8 weeks for a background check, go through an interview, assemble 400,000 peices of paper into a portrait of bill clinton, and assasinate a global terrorist...

ok the last two are only on the post office application but hey....