WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

Fucking Kids

Tree

FUCK YOU (0.o)>
31
0
0
#1
I hate kids. This one kid fucking tried to give me a high five and shit, and missed. Fucking reject. Then, this one kid straight fucking walked up and hit ALT F4 on my fucking keyboard. What a fucking ass. I wanna kill that fucker! :sword: :sword: :sword: :sword: :sword: :sword:
 

Bigfoot

Clitpickle
97
0
0
#2
Or we could tie you down, kick you in the teeth a few times, I remove your knee caps with a spoon and then point and laugh cause you couldn't do anything about some punk bitch that fucked with your computer.



:mfinger:
 

Tree

FUCK YOU (0.o)>
31
0
0
#3
hey, fuck you bitch :mfinger: You got the teeth thing from my signature. and just to say, I think I'll stab the fuck out of that little fat fuck tomorrow. GRRRRRRRRR :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: And besides, the little fuckhead ran... I was about to fucking rush him.
 
11,052
398
382
#4
It's not healthy to cry when somebody misses with a high five or presses alt+F4 on your keyboard.
 

GottaHurt

Sexual Deviant
1,591
0
0
#5
Tree said:
And besides, the little fuckhead ran... I was about to fucking rush him....
...and then the teacher hit you in the head with an eraser and you came back to reality and the whole class was laughing at you. Third time this week, damn.
 

Tree

FUCK YOU (0.o)>
31
0
0
#6
Uh...
[1] I was just like, kids are stupid. I should kill them all. :mad:
[2] If a teacher ever hit me with an eraser and fucked up my hair I would kill him/her too. :mfinger:

lmfao.
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
3,891
0
0
#7
Tree said:
Uh...

If a teacher ever hit me with an eraser and fucked up my hair I would kill him/her too. :mfinger:

lmfao.
Heyyy.. ok Fonzie...
 

GottaHurt

Sexual Deviant
1,591
0
0
#8
Tree said:
Uh...
[1] I was just like, kids are stupid. I should kill them all. :mad:
[2] If a teacher ever hit me with an eraser and fucked up my hair I would kill him/her too. :mfinger:

lmfao.
Dude, you couldn't whoop Tom Thumb on a good day. Either beat the kids ass, or STFU. The fact that you ran here and posted, tells me you'll do neither....
 

Tree

FUCK YOU (0.o)>
31
0
0
#9
actually, I will do either I like =/ The ass beating comes tomorrow. I don't know where he lives... wtf. the STFU will come after the ass beating.

Who the fuck is Fonzie?
 

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
2,301
52
112
#10
Tree said:
Who the fuck is Fonzie?
see these fuckin noobies tell me not to wine in threads and you whinein you waste of bandwith
by the way thats happy days
 

otepsoul

Bringer of Bees
2,732
0
100
#11
fonzie is like the leader of tv shows of the 70s or 80s cant remeber which it was.
 

GooDy420

Smok'n Ranter
11
0
0
#12
Hehehe

This is just great, 2 ppl bitching @ each other, oh wow someone hits alt f4 u know whats worst when they take out ur fucking mail box :gun: yea i use 2 do it and still do it with my friends when we leave the bar, but fuck man i wanna kill them wtf, y do they have to hit mine im gonna blow there heads off, thats my mail box go hit the old mans down the road or sumtin shit, but keep the bitching rolling, it makes me and all of my employees laugh, thanks
~GooDy420
 

GottaHurt

Sexual Deviant
1,591
0
0
#13
GooDy420 said:
This is just great, 2 ppl bitching @ each other, oh wow someone hits alt f4 u know whats worst when they take out ur fucking mail box :gun: yea i use 2 do it and still do it with my friends when we leave the bar, but fuck man i wanna kill them wtf, y do they have to hit mine im gonna blow there heads off, thats my mail box go hit the old mans down the road or sumtin shit, but keep the bitching rolling, it makes me and all of my employees laugh, thanks
~GooDy420

Yea, here's a brilliant one. I guess I'll do a stretch in a federal lockdown for running over a mailbox....dar de dar, doh de doh.....
 
#14
Tree said:
I hate kids. This one kid fucking tried to give me a high five and shit, and missed. Fucking reject. Then, this one kid straight fucking walked up and hit ALT F4 on my fucking keyboard. What a fucking ass. I wanna kill that fucker! :sword: :sword: :sword: :sword: :sword: :sword:
dude calm down we were all dick head kids at one time and since i am lazy i havent read all the replys and this mite already be there, but to the point calm yo ass dowd.
 

WTFNation

"I'm a Song From The 60s"
277
0
0
#15
Tree said:
Who the fuck is Fonzie?
Why don't you ask your teacher. He/She will know.

What kind of a fucktard loser is this guy. Geez. Happy Days was before my time, but I still know who FONZIE is! Shit!

What the fuck do kids watch on TV these days... Sigh... It's more of an idiot-box than ever if Kids (especially teens) don't know who Fonzie is!

Oh, and yeah. I remember kids like you at my high school. The ones even the little punks knew they could get away with fucking with. Pathetic.
 

Tree

FUCK YOU (0.o)>
31
0
0
#16
Hmm... I don't know a popular tv show... what could that mean? I don't watch TV. It is fucking stupid and boring. It also kills brain cells.
 

_Kitana_

Angel of Death
4,674
16
0
#17
if you notice the people who go out and beat the shit out of people... don't come to their computers and write "I am going to beat the fuck out of so and so"

its normaly

hey this dude pissed me off today and I beat the living mother fucking hell out of him
 

GottaHurt

Sexual Deviant
1,591
0
0
#18
Tree said:
Hmm... I don't know a popular tv show... what could that mean? I don't watch TV. It is fucking stupid and boring. It also kills brain cells.
You're a dead fuckin' brain cell, explain that one....
 

Tree

FUCK YOU (0.o)>
31
0
0
#19
GottaHurt said:
You're a dead fuckin' brain cell, explain that one....
It's the crack... XD


_Kitana_

[1] You spelled katana wrong, if that is what you are going for.
[2] For the record, I did beat the fuck out of the punk today.
 

_Kitana_

Angel of Death
4,674
16
0
#20
Tree said:
It's the crack... XD


_Kitana_

[1] You spelled katana wrong, if that is what you are going for.
[2] For the record, I did beat the fuck out of the punk today.
no my name is not from the sword dipshit which mean you are not pronouncing my name right to begain with...

my husband collects swords and knives and has since i have known him so i think i should fucking know how to spell it..

BTW... a cookie to anyone who can tell me where my name comes from