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Fucking Math Teacher

Brain Spout

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I know tihs exact thread has been posted before, but I felt that my bitching deserved a whole new thread.

Anyway on friday my math teacher decides that a quiz is in order. Whatever everyday she gives us a fucking pop quiz. Except this time we only got 8 minutes. Here what we have to do. There is a system of 3 equations. We have eight minutes to solve it using both Cramer's Rule and Gaussian Elimination. If you have ever used either youll know that this is very hard to do in eight minutes. BTW you had to show work and all so there was no shortcutting. Needless to say I didn't finish. Please dont reply to this with like "dude, i could totally do that in like 5 minutes, man"
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Not everyone can get all A's on a report card. Not everyone can tear down an engine either. Some people are good one thing and suffer at another.
 

Hellbreather

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Some maths teachers are bastards my maths teacher is a bitch, she made us to simulatenous equations 30 questions in 3 minutes same bloody thing, luckly for me I did 28 but still personally next time he does that just turn round and show him the middle finger!!!
 

Brain Spout

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its not about getting all A's, and im good at math anyway, its just when no one finishes in an honors math class...

im bitching, i dont want to argue

one kid in my class literally when the bell rang ripped up his paper and threw out the pieces
 

Easty

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my math prof last semester spoke english with a VERY strong chinese accent. lemme tell ya, trying to learn college algebra from a chinese guy who pronounces "equals" as "ekows"...yeah
 
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I didn't understand what you talked about, the math portion atleast. Thoes things sound pretty damn hard. But, its not your class. Let the bitch be a bitch.

Choke a bitch
-o0oo00ooliii :rip:
 

Skitch0o0

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WizardlyFriend said:
I know tihs exact thread has been posted before, but I felt that my bitching deserved a whole new thread.

Anyway on friday my math teacher decides that a quiz is in order. Whatever everyday she gives us a fucking pop quiz. Except this time we only got 8 minutes. Here what we have to do. There is a system of 3 equations. We have eight minutes to solve it using both Cramer's Rule and Gaussian Elimination. If you have ever used either youll know that this is very hard to do in eight minutes. BTW you had to show work and all so there was no shortcutting. Needless to say I didn't finish. Please dont reply to this with like "dude, i could totally do that in like 5 minutes, man"
First of all, I could have done that in like 5 minutes. Although being a math teacher, I have an unfair advantage. Secondly, you would think that if she gave you a pop quiz every day, it wouldn't be a surprise any more. My advice, go cow tipping. Obviously if you couldn't finish one quiz in your entire high school career, you'll be a complete failure for the rest of your life. I mean, everybody knows that 8 minute pop quizzes are the beginning or end of the world.
 
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dude. i could like so totally do that in 5 minutes. but beside the point I don't know all that high tech advanced shit you said. You probably won't need any of the "education" shit they give you anyways. Your never going to need anything school ever gives you in your whole life.

Example: say your in the grocery store. You see two packs of cheese, the first, has 8 little slices for 50cents, and the second, 4 big slices for 80 cents. you need to find which one you would get the most cheese out of for better profit......the solution? WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!! it's only a couple more cents and it's not going to fuck with your salary whatso ever.just buy the damn cheese that will get you the most pussy..
 

Brain Spout

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i saw a funny comedian on comedy central awhile ago who was talking about how useless math was. basically the punch line was ive never bought anything for 5x cents and gotten 3y back.
 

jamesp

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o0oo00ooliii said:
I didn't understand what you talked about, the math portion atleast. Thoes things sound pretty damn hard. But, its not your class. Let the bitch be a bitch.

Choke a bitch
-o0oo00ooliii :rip:
dude....why did you even respond? it just made you look a little more ignorant....
 

polaris_nine

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WizardlyFriend said:
one kid in my class literally when the bell rang ripped up his paper and threw out the pieces
good for him! i almost did that last year, but i was barely passing, so i really couldnt risk anything. algebra isnt one of my high points.
 

Skitch0o0

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o0oo00ooliii said:
dude. i could like so totally do that in 5 minutes. but beside the point I don't know all that high tech advanced shit you said. You probably won't need any of the "education" shit they give you anyways. Your never going to need anything school ever gives you in your whole life.
You´re absolutely right! Education is for all those losers making money and living outside of the trailer park. Fucking morons.
 

Twatbat

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dude ive never even heard of that shit, id just not bother with it, so long as its not counting towards your final grade or anything its not like it fucking matters. i never take a test seriously unless i know its gonna affect my life.
 
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quiz is just quiz man.. it shouldn't hurt you that much if you did good on the test or final exam.