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Fucking private school kids

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Tylerc

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Alright, so the private school is known for one sport: soccer. It's a known fact, if you play soccer you go to this school and pay $10,000+ a year for tuition. They beat us in like 3OTs in sectionals this year and are going to the state championships. Every kid from there I know is rubbing it in my face left and right. They even rearranged the cups on our baseball field from "Honk for girl's soccer" to "Honk for CHS soccer" and from "Go Spartans beat the Cavs" to "Cavs beat the Spartans". Just take your fucking win and move on, it doesn't mean shit unless you win it all. Then one of my friends from that school starts arguing with me about how Homestead's education sucks compared to theirs.

Here's the ensuing convo (I'm TylerC):

PrologueToAnEpic: silly homestead slut
PrologueToAnEpic: guess where chs varsity is tomorrow?
PrologueToAnEpic: stizzate
TylerC8833: guess who is gonna lose?
TylerC8833: cizanterbury
PrologueToAnEpic: we're going to rape Cathedral
PrologueToAnEpic: err...Valpo
TylerC8833: die plz
TylerC8833: kthxbai
PrologueToAnEpic: Homestead didn't get out of sectionals
PrologueToAnEpic: bitch please
TylerC8833: remind me
TylerC8833: what other sports is canterbury even remotely good at?
TylerC8833: tennis? no we raped you in sectionals
TylerC8833: football? ha there is no team
TylerC8833: basketball? a complete joke i could make varsity there
TylerC8833: XC? joke
TylerC8833: track? do you even have a track team?
PrologueToAnEpic: we have the number 4 singles in the fucking state
PrologueToAnEpic: not to mention the number 2 doubles
TylerC8833: and it means........absolutely nothing
PrologueToAnEpic: baseball will rip you a new asshole
TylerC8833: yeah, homestead sucks at baseball
TylerC8833: ok so thats 2 for CHS
PrologueToAnEpic: 3
TylerC8833: football, track, xc, tennis, golf, basketball
TylerC8833: 3?
PrologueToAnEpic: football doesn't count, no team
PrologueToAnEpic: track started LAST YEAR
TylerC8833: we rape in track
PrologueToAnEpic: we don't run against homestead, therefore your logic blows donkey balls
PrologueToAnEpic: my friend says running isn't a sport, and canterbury students are always right, so chalk another for us
TylerC8833: lol
TylerC8833: how isnt running a sport
PrologueToAnEpic: this is the friend
PrologueToAnEpic: running isn't a sport
PrologueToAnEpic: it's somethnig you do when the police bust your party
TylerC8833: yeah homestead has a lot of those
TylerC8833: i know kids who have gone to canterbury, homesteads curriculm is just as tough from what they say
PrologueToAnEpic: mmmm n
PrologueToAnEpic: o
TylerC8833: lets see
PrologueToAnEpic: name the kids
TylerC8833: pay $10000+ a year
TylerC8833: or
TylerC8833: get just as good of an education for under $100
TylerC8833: $1000*
TylerC8833: you be the judge
PrologueToAnEpic: NAME THE KIDS
TylerC8833: i doubt you know the Zimmermans
TylerC8833: maybe you do
PrologueToAnEpic: no fuckin clue
PrologueToAnEpic: they probably took the basic classes
TylerC8833: no theyre all ALPHA if you know what that is
TylerC8833: (smart people class, advanced, etc)
PrologueToAnEpic: yeah, I picked up on that
TylerC8833: so youre wrong, they did not take the basic classes
PrologueToAnEpic: they took OUR basic classes
TylerC8833: as opposed to...
PrologueToAnEpic: which equal your alpha
PrologueToAnEpic: as opposed to our advanced classes
TylerC8833: well since i dont know their entire education history
PrologueToAnEpic: i.e. AP's
TylerC8833: we have AP too dipshit
PrologueToAnEpic: I know, AP is generally the same as it's prep for A TEST
TylerC8833: yeah, whats your points?
TylerC8833: point*
PrologueToAnEpic: we have freshman taking pre-calc while alot of your kids graduate without ever having taken it
TylerC8833: congratulations, so do we
TylerC8833: standard curriculm for math at homestead is Alg 1-Geometry-Alg II-Trig
TylerC8833: then pre calc, AP Calc, AP calc BC if youre advanced enough, AP stats
TylerC8833: etc
TylerC8833: yes we are a public school, we are going to have dumb kids, im sure canterbury has some stupid kids too
PrologueToAnEpic: like, 10
TylerC8833: out of
TylerC8833: 200?
PrologueToAnEpic: 272
PrologueToAnEpic: which is why we don't have a football team
TylerC8833: are you implying football players are dumb?
PrologueToAnEpic: we don't have the biggest amount of kids to pick athletics from
TylerC8833: lollin homesteads band has more kids than your entire school
PrologueToAnEpic: I'm implying that half our effing high school would be on the football team
PrologueToAnEpic: that's funny
PrologueToAnEpic: I find band funny
TylerC8833: i do too, im just saying
PrologueToAnEpic: I know
PrologueToAnEpic: we don't have many people
TylerC8833: i find it hilarious that all the kids are hardcore about it
PrologueToAnEpic: band fags
TylerC8833: yep
TylerC8833: believe me, i make fun of em too
PrologueToAnEpic: I'll spend 99999999hours a day hittin drums
PrologueToAnEpic: and marching
PrologueToAnEpic: YAY for marching
TylerC8833: its hard work though you gotta give em that
PrologueToAnEpic: yeah
PrologueToAnEpic: but seriously, what's it gonna accomplish
TylerC8833: what is any sport going to accomplish when you think about it?
PrologueToAnEpic: the .05% that make it out of college into the pros that get millions of dollars accomplish something
PrologueToAnEpic: but the other 99.5 get pregnant
PrologueToAnEpic: .05*
PrologueToAnEpic: that's homestead math right there......
TylerC8833: 99.5 percent of our school is not pregnant
PrologueToAnEpic: hot
TylerC8833: .05% isnt
TylerC8833: i dont think anyone is
PrologueToAnEpic: friend says it 33
TylerC8833: i know there was one last year
TylerC8833: homestead is full of money, we can afford BC and condoms foo
PrologueToAnEpic: did you kick her, make her your pregnant bitch?
TylerC8833: .......
PrologueToAnEpic: we had a pregnant one a couple years ago, last one I remember
PrologueToAnEpic: only one
PrologueToAnEpic: sexy
TylerC8833: good for her
PrologueToAnEpic: yeah
PrologueToAnEpic: she didn't think the same
PrologueToAnEpic: omgeee
TylerC8833: ..
PrologueToAnEpic: werd to your motha
TylerC8833: if homesteads education is so shitty
TylerC8833: why did i get an offer to go to canterbury midway thru my freshman year?
PrologueToAnEpic: you sound like you have PMS
PrologueToAnEpic: they're trying to get anyone above a 3.5 to come, more money for canterbury
PrologueToAnEpic: more people brings more money
TylerC8833: well if my GPA is that good on honors classes homesteads curriculm cant be that easy can it?
PrologueToAnEpic: yeah it can
TylerC8833: el oh el
PrologueToAnEpic: either your smart, or the classes are easy or maybe both
PrologueToAnEpic: I take hard classes, and I have around a 3.8
TylerC8833: well our GPA is on a 12 point scale
TylerC8833: and my GPA for the 9 weeks is around 10.42
TylerC8833: so that would be a 4.0 on the 4 point scale since a 10 is an A- average
TylerC8833: and A- or above=4
PrologueToAnEpic: no
TylerC8833: ?
TylerC8833: rologueToAnEpic: I take hard classes-HAVE A COOKIE
TylerC8833: i do too
PrologueToAnEpic: cause you know i said that
TylerC8833: chemistry journalism 1 gym 2 us history latin III trig and honors english 10
TylerC8833: chemistry=junior level science course at homestead
TylerC8833: latin III is mostly juniors
TylerC8833: trig is the senior level math



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skylinec

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public skool is better than the babys at fucking private skool...assholes
 

skylinec

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who's lives in Venezuela? i mean really
 

magnolia

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My sister is going to a private college, which is a little different, but I have to admit that they really do suck cuz they don't give a fuck about u until i decide to pull out and go elsewhere with ur money. There were such horror stories from her first year there, that's why I picked an uber public school. Plus, my tuition will be less than 1/3 hers per year.
 

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Skyline-Cobra said:
who's lives in Venezuela? i mean really
Are you serious? I hope you were being sarcastic, becuase you really sounded like an IDIOT...

EDIT: Private school girls are little hoes... well that was the case when I went to high school. We would go to private schools to find little hoes.. :)

EDIT2: We kicked the private school ass in soccer... I played high school soccer, and they never beat us. COcksuckers!
 

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Ok.....high school sports matters only to those in high school. And soccer is for pusseys. And why do we care that your parents don't have enough money to send you to school you really want to go to,.
 

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ChilianFuckFace said:
Are you serious? I hope you were being sarcastic, becuase you really sounded like an IDIOT...

EDIT: Private school girls are little hoes... well that was the case when I went to high school. We would go to private schools to find little hoes.. :)

EDIT2: We kicked the private school ass in soccer... I played high school soccer, and they never beat us. COcksuckers!
oh fuck you
 

Jung

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Skyline-Cobra said:
public skool is better than the babys at fucking private skool...assholes
I beg to differ; I attended a private school and I feel that I got a good education. It was most certainly better than what the Louisiana public school system had to offer.

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who gives a fuck?
Quoted for emphasis!
 

Tylerc

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Fugly said:
Ok.....high school sports matters only to those in high school. And soccer is for pusseys. And why do we care that your parents don't have enough money to send you to school you really want to go to,.

Actually, my parents CAN afford to send me to that school.

In fact, I'd bet my parents make more than half the kid's parents at that school.

I'm not asking you to care either, this is a forum dedicated to my fury and I was feeling fury, so shut the fuck up faggot. :mfinger:
 

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well i have a friend who went to a private school and there were only 7 people in her school. the teachers were a lot more respectable than any rent-a-teacher they throw into public schools. they have a wider range of knowledge on a lot of different subjects and taught very well. not to mention, usually you wouldn't put your kid in a private school if they're dumb shit... unless of course you're a ridiculously omnipotent filthy rich bastard who throws in a few hundred thou every now and then just so his kid can keep failing courses. and then of course there's only going there for the sports scholarship and whatnot.but for the most part, the kids that went to my friend's private school were of greater intelligence than the shitheads in my school.
eghh i really dont' feel like finishing this thought.
 

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I beg to differ; I attended a private school and I feel that I got a good education. It was most certainly better than what the Louisiana public school system had to offer.

Quoted for emphasis!
but in public there are less rules and you learn more about life talking to other kids than you learn from teachers...can't beat that logic
 

Smoke

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Yeah, you can't beat a public schools on meetin kids and shit.
 

Jung

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Skyline-Cobra said:
but in public there are less rules and you learn more about life talking to other kids than you learn from teachers...can't beat that logic
So private schools lack other kids? Even if that was the case; would you place a higher value on school yard friends than education? Point being; private school teachers are paid more and often times have more incentive to perform better. I'm not saying all public schools are shit, but a lot of them are, the public school system where I grew up being a prime example. Private school is more about quality of education than money or soccer. I knew a lot of kids that came out of the public school system only to need remedial classes for college, that's not what my parents wanted for me and I thank them for it. I don't expect you to understand that because you're young yourself.
 

Jung

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how much cock did mom suck for yor tuision?
In your feeble attempt to be an asshole, you only fiurther prove my point. Your public school education obviously didn't teach you how to spell tuition.
 

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junglizm said:
In your feeble attempt to be an asshole, you only fiurther prove my point. Your public school education obviously didn't teach you how to spell tuition.
Wow, and your privite school education obviously didn't teach you how to spell 'further' correctly. Haha I win :)
 

Jung

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That was obviously a typo, I and U are close to each other T and S aren't.:)
 
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