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Fucking retard

Gunnar

Fuck you too asshole
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So, im an unemployed 25 year old guy just starting to claw my way out of a 5-year depression plan (no fucking health insurance attached to this job, no way bob) My doctor tells me I should try some new pills, cus the fucking Zoloft did not work out and my councelor tries his best to not shout 'Get Over Yourself Asshat' every fucking tuesday afternoon. But thats all just fine and peachy compared to the FUCKING RETARD who is my welfare worker.

This guy honestly makes me so fucking angry I cant even begin to describe the sensation. Every fucking second I spend sitting next to him at the welfare place talking about 'My Situation' is one second closer me actually getting out of the fucking uncomfortable chairs and crushing his retarded fucking skull with the metal filecabinet behind him. This guy is the braintrust of all scandinavia if youd believe his ramblings about how great he his. This is the MORON who, before I started therapy, told me that if I dont 'Feel Good' then MAYBE I need to see a shrink. Oh Yeah? Oh Yeah. And since welfare doesnt cover that I SHOULD PAY FOR THE SESSIONS MYSELF with ALL THE EXTRA FUCKING money I have laying around SINCE IM ON WELFARE. This moment I think was the first time ever I actually felt my mind going numb and lightning started flashing just outside my field of vision. I was THIS close to going over to the red place, where you wake up in the middle of a room, covered in blood and you've lost 10 minutes of conscious thought.

This is the same stellar genius who didnt think to tell me that the welfare office MOVED to the next town over and had the nerve to give me attitude that I was late for the apointment. An apointment I would still have been waiting for had not some guy (janitor/social worker/god) walked by me in the waiting room and asking wtf I was doing there, you know I thought It was odd that I was there alone. Yes this ASSHOLE tells me I need to pay for my new pills, and then MAYBE if I show up with a full receipt and all the other fucking cards and shit then MAYBE he will give me extra money for it the NEXT FUCKING MONTH. Great idea genius, I hope you feel real fucking good about yourself when ure sitting at home actually getting food every day. I HATE YOU so much Im actually starting to treasure the feeling because its something apart from the usual mood of feeling like im just barely part of human society and that it would probably be better for everyone if I worked up the balls to rid them of my own pitiful existence.

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The story doesnt end here though, because just FOR ONCE on this planet some benevolent force of nature actually punished the wicked: I sit in the waiting room at the social office, waiting for one the two apointments I had with another secretary, before they tossed me back to the aforementioned retard again, when an Angry Young Man (generic) grabbed the arm of a passing worker and asked when The Retard was coming in, cus he was late for their apointment?

-Well Son, im sorry you came down here today because THE RETARD had a car accident on the way to work and wont be showing up for awhile.

...sometimes there is light at the end of the tunnel, hope u end up in a wheelchair motherfucker :mfinger:
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Here is the way I see it. Your 25, on welfare, and some guy tells you what to do because he is your welfare worker.

You sound like my ex. And I hate whiners.

Get up off your ass get a job. Get two. Your young and healthy, you can do it. Not only will your self image improve, but you wont be on welfare.

Or you can have your shrink diagnose you as bipolar/manic depressive, file for SSD and live on 400 dollars a month for the rest of your life.

Id go with the first option.
 

Amoeba

Strange Amoeboid Creature
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Screw him! Go welfare! Best way to get money (just a pity that there isn't much of it).

This shrink sounds like a dickhead. He's probabally a sadist, getting the job just to piss off people. There's a whole range of jobs only sadists have, for instance HPE teachers, or anaethetists.

Basically tell him you're pissed off at him, check his reaction, then hurt him.
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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In my opinion, welfare is an easy out. I don't really like it all, I can understand why it would be implemented in some cases, but for the most part, I believe it is abused.

Don't use welfare, or your depression, as an excuse. Get focused. Get excited. Start moving on something, apathy won't get you anywhere.

That being said, your welfare worker does sound like a schmuck. "Yeah, we moved to the next town over. Didn't I tell you? No? Well, you suck for being late anyway." LMAO.
 

Janglenut

Particinator
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Dustinsgirl explained my thoughts.


Get a job; quit complaining, suck it up. People like you are why the world is the way it is.
 

dookie

OMGWTFBBQ!!1!
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IMHO, zoloft does nothing,
i was taking 100mg per day and i feel no different now, since i stopped taking them
yeah i know all about sertraline hydrochloride and how it affects serotonin levels, my serotonin levels are fine, maybe it's all in my head, i mean zoloft is prescribed to folks with obsessive compulsive disorder for fuck's sake!
umm here's a bit of trivia about zoloft, and i think it applies to Lustral, Apo-Sertral, Asentra, Gladem, Serlift, Stimuloton... apparently the patent for this brand-name drug expires in december
this is what happens when you constantly refer to wikipedia for everything, so maybe i really do have a case of OCD on my hands... :confused:
 

breakology

Kiss my Converse
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dookie said:
IMHO, zoloft does nothing,
That stuff does wonders for Mike Tyson :eek:


Oh and to the whiney, manic-depressive dood ... go get a fucking job, and don't start with that "there is no oppurtunities in my field" bullshit ... if thats the case then go outside of your field.
About 4 years ago when I could'nt find work "in my field" I took a job as a commercial house painter, which led to me being trained to finish drywall. I did that shit for almost 2 years before finding another job. It was hard fucking work, but it paid bills. Stop being a drain on the fucking economy.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
Here is the way I see it. Your 25, on welfare, and some guy tells you what to do because he is your welfare worker.

You sound like my ex. And I hate whiners.

Get up off your ass get a job. Get two. Your young and healthy, you can do it. Not only will your self image improve, but you wont be on welfare.

Or you can have your shrink diagnose you as bipolar/manic depressive, file for SSD and live on 400 dollars a month for the rest of your life.

Id go with the first option.

you're*

:rotflmao:

Seriously though, she's right.
 

SickofIt

Flame Bait
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get a job

Okay, both HavokChylde and dustinzgirl are right. Get off your ass! I'm 16, and I have a job! COME ON!! Its not THAT hard. Come on! Just get off your chair, and go!
 

BklynCannonball

pffffffffffttttttttttt...
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Jobs are fun and useful. And you'll be able to afford a shrink.

And guys, welfare isn't as easy anymore which is a good thing and a bit of a hinderance. There's this crazy process they go through now to weed out the deadbeat welfare leeches and to a degree it's working. Haven't been on it so I don't speak from experience but a friend of mine had to go on it and described the process.