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Fucks up with the ghetto fad?

King Goldfish

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I saw this Black kid in my neighborhood had his baggy ass pant down to his knees with some gay ass looking panty like underwear.

And another thing. Why do kids who act Ghetto wear ski caps and big thick ass black down jackets when its 99 degrees outside?
 

MaxPower

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Thank you. Just as the ones who ride the little bus, wear helmets. Those guys wear their hoods up in the summer.
WTF!!!


::EDit:: I tried to stop ther but can't. While we're at it, What is with the fucked up walk. (White and black same difference) You know the walk, that walk that they had to actually invent and perfect. When their parents trained them to walk that wasn't good enough?
They must be trying to get sympathy. "look at that! a hip hop star with MS". Do they have classes so I can learn to walk like a hip hoper? or do I just go to the zoo and watch the monkeys. BTW I'm talking about white guys here too, so anyone wanna pull that "you're a racist bull shit; I'll just preemptively say right now: "STFU"
 
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King Goldfish said:
I saw this Black kid in my neighborhood had his baggy ass pant down to his knees with some gay ass looking panty like underwear.

And another thing. Why do kids who act Ghetto wear ski caps and big thick ass black down jackets when its 99 degrees outside?
Because their daddies dropped them on their heads when they were born
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Bullshyt

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That or they went to a store to get a five finger discount.
 

King Goldfish

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Oh yes, we must be PC on this board.

Dont worry, I wasnt being a racists though lets face it.. Blacks invented the retard walk.

There are these scummy white kids down the street that walk around acting ghetto.

I just want to beat them and force them to act like suburbinites that they are.
 
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Yo, foo! You best back up off da style, man. You try livin in da ghetto gettin shot at by tha fuzz. *ghetto-walks away and trips over pants*
 

Descent

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It's self suicidal.

Don't get angry at wiggers...they will learn by the time they are adults that not caring about your education, depersonalizing yourself, and being ignorant as kids has forced them to live in the ghetto flipping burgers at Wendy's.
 

morelos

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THE FUZZ?!!?

omg.. it's 1973 again!
 

BakEd13

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I wear baggy pants and walk with a slight "hip" to the "hop".. and I'm white. But I'm no wigger. I'm a damn computer tech that goes to school and works full time.. So aparently it's not only non-educated whites, and darks who do this "hip-hop walk".. Well actually I probably learned it from my sister who was a "gang-banger" which roughly translates from hood to good as "Slut who sleeps in groups" but oh well. FUCK YOU!

(this post had no real purpose.. so once again, fuck you.)
 

Skorch

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The baggy pants are so we can fit our third leg into them, and with that thing swinging around like that it causes us to limp a little, producing the hip hop strut you seem to take issue with. As for the down jackets in the summer time, I wasn't aware people did that and I haven't seen it but there are reasons I can think of for that too, but that wouldn't be the best idea to share. Nah, in reality it's just a different style produced from a different culture than what you are probably used to. There's actually a lot of boring history behind the appearance as you see it today, so I won't bother going into it. The simple answer that I'm sure will make you happy is that we actually think it looks ridiculous ourselves but still do it anyway specifically to annoy you.
Yes, you
 

F-all-comunists

*maniacal laughter* burn!
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I know exactly what u mean, and the freaking wiggers have to have baggy-ass shorts down to their ankles just to fit in. I've seen it, and it disgusts me. "Hey Mike, could i just borrow ur homework for a minute, because i was too busy pulling down my pants so that my boxers show and thinking about banging up this really hot girl to pay attention in class..."

WTF!!??!!??

not to mention the whole "hizzle fo shizzle" crap. Do wiggers even know what they are saying? because i'll be damned if i do. "Yo dawg, foshizzle, thats off the hizzle fo nizzle." now plz someone translate that 2 english!!

Now i'm not saddam, even tho it would be really satisfying to turn them all into martyrs...( :gun: school shooting baby! :gun: *that was a joke plz dont sue me!*). Sadly one person alone can't change the trend, or else we become outcasts. that sucks if you ask me. well i say :mfinger: all u ghetto bastards. We'll see who's popular when im a millionare and ur literally living in a ghetto (not that im promoting the holocaust, screw Hitler and his nazis)

Until next time, let there be :sword: ! yay violence!
 

morelos

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yeah yeah; it's just.. you're like 16 and you even KNOW that slang.

it's almost depressing!
 

Bullshyt

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Why do you speak as if you are so much older than everyone else?
 

BakEd13

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F-all-comunists said:
I "Yo dawg, foshizzle, thats off the hizzle fo nizzle." now plz someone translate that 2 english!!
"Hey friend, for sure. Thats off the hook for ******. (or '*****')"

You should of said something like "Yo dawg, dats off da heezy fo sheezy!" or "Dats off da hizzle fo shizzle mah nizzle!" which roughly translates to "I'm white and I want black people to like me."
 

voiceofreason

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Skorch said:
The baggy pants are so we can fit our third leg into them, and with that thing swinging around like that it causes us to limp a little, producing the hip hop strut you seem to take issue with. As for the down jackets in the summer time, I wasn't aware people did that and I haven't seen it but there are reasons I can think of for that too, but that wouldn't be the best idea to share. Nah, in reality it's just a different style produced from a different culture than what you are probably used to. There's actually a lot of boring history behind the appearance as you see it today, so I won't bother going into it. The simple answer that I'm sure will make you happy is that we actually think it looks ridiculous ourselves but still do it anyway specifically to annoy you.
Yes, you
It's just another uniform, ghetto kid, punker, goth, preppie, jock, whatever. They pretend they want to be different, but end up dressing up like the rest of the posers.

People who don't have any style of their own...