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Funny naughty poems.....

#1
There are all types of sex-
good sex,
safe sex,
kinky sex,
dirty sex,
Anal sex,
rough sex
and bondage sex.
But for someone like you there's
MASTURBATION.

Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in

It's not the length its not the size
its how many times you can make it rise
 

necro

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#2
Those weren't appealing to me at all :thumbsdn:

p.s. why is this in the writers block?
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#3
If it were a good poem, then I would not mind, but this needs some serious, serious help. It reads like an 8th greader wrote it.