Funny Quotes

[kir-]

post your most halarious quotes (doesnt matter from where).
"Hey, all the other kids doin' it!"

<Silent-> mine's longer!
<Silent-> the answer i mean...
<Sandler> mines cooler *1337*
<theGreenBunny> mine's bigger
<Sandler> mine's wider
<Silent-> mine's wider

(Lockdown) so basicly-we're fucked,but not ALL the way up the ass...
(Silent`-) dude, you gotta lay off the gay porn

<Sandler> i hate when i have pressure in my dick
<Punzz> .........
<Silent-> ....
<DeusEx2> .....
<DiSTuRbEdofX> I hate when you talk about it.

 

[Chris]

Uhm, dicknose, I allready made a quote thread in ChitChat

 

[kir-]

another one

(22:45:24) (@X|sandler) i have a cool story
(22:45:34) (@X|sandler) when i was very young
(22:45:44) (@X|sandler) like 4 years old or 5 years old
(22:45:57) (@X|sandler) i was running like ann asshole in my room
(22:46:02) (@X|sandler) or was it the living room..
(22:46:05) (@X|sandler) anyway
(22:46:25) (@X|sandler) so suddenly a poo came out and fell in my pants
(22:46:34) (@X|sandler) so all the leg was dirty
(22:46:36) (@X|sandler) :[
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(22:46:54) (@X|sandler) and it smelled like an ass
(22:46:57) (@X|sandler) :[
(22:47:05) (@X|sandler) then it fell on the floor

* that dude is fucked up, as you might have noticed already

 

[Fred]

did I just see a racist comment? u betterr edit that dude, racism is not allowed here, read the announcements

 

[Chris]

did u just see a racist comment? u betterr edit that dude, racism is not allowed here, read the announcements

I thought I was a party-stopper...
You actually just invited everyone to do that..and "did u just see a racist comment?" GOD!