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Funny Things Said at DG's house today

dustinzgirl

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CL: I'm looking for the thing to the cable for the satelite.
Me: What does it look like
CL: it's a little thing that is round and has threads on it.
Me Uh-huh, havent seen it (thinking: threads, like string?)

9 yr old daughter: GAaaaaaaaaaaawd mom!
Me: Watch your attitude miss thing!
Daughter: I can't watch it mom, I dont know what it looks like.

10 yr old son (to 6 yr old son): We had a war when the bad guys flew a plane into the towers that were like brothers and they were Ir-Ay-Keys.

6 yr old son: Mom, how long ago was I a baby?
 

Darklight

Oppressing your posts...
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fuct up family...
 

gummi_

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Your daughter rocks! :)

Is she the kind that always has an answer for everything?

Whenever mum and i argued when i was little, or just talked in general really, she used to give up after a big sigh and say 'You just have an answer for everything, dont you?'
 

dustinzgirl

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gummi_ said:
Your daughter rocks! :)

Is she the kind that always has an answer for everything?

Whenever mum and i argued when i was little, or just talked in general really, she used to give up after a big sigh and say 'You just have an answer for everything, dont you?'
Yep. She's also the one that gets her butt spanked the most.
 

CopyLifted

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I never did find that cable adapter thingy ma jiggy. :happysad:

And yes, our family is fuct. :p
 

gummi_

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Fond memories of spankings.

Remember mum breaking a wooden spoon on me once, good times.
 

dustinzgirl

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gummi_ said:
Fond memories of spankings.

Remember mum breaking a wooden spoon on me once, good times.
Yeah, I got my butt busted mroe than my brother or my sisters.....I guess Manda just inhereted my "bad" genes.....

Oh, shit.
 

Nailbomb

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dustinzgirl said:
Yeah, I got my butt busted mroe than my brother or my sisters.....I guess Manda just inhereted my "bad" genes.....

Oh, shit.
...You and your deviled eggs...
 
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dustinzgirl said:
CL: I'm looking for the thing to the cable for the satelite.
Me: What does it look like
CL: it's a little thing that is round and has threads on it.
Me Uh-huh, havent seen it (thinking: threads, like string?)

9 yr old daughter: GAaaaaaaaaaaawd mom!
Me: Watch your attitude miss thing!
Daughter: I can't watch it mom, I dont know what it looks like.

10 yr old son (to 6 yr old son): We had a war when the bad guys flew a plane into the towers that were like brothers and they were Ir-Ay-Keys.

6 yr old son: Mom, how long ago was I a baby?
:rofl: ....cute.
 

Descent

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dustinzgirl said:
Yep. She's also the one that gets her butt spanked the most.
:naughty:...

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