Gag on my poetry ~NonSerious Poetry~

gurlgonewild

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LOL that shit was funny.
Sorry K, life's too serious & I didn't mind coming across a poem that made me laugh!

Otherwise stated: Going poop is the most basic instinct that binds us all.
;)
 

fuck_you

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Gag on my cock

Gag on my cock
Ill stuff down my sock
If u do it bad
I will be mad
Then ill fuck your throat
Cream pie on ur face u look like a goat.
Give me a blowjob on the Boat
For that i send my vote


:rotlflamo:
 

fuck_you

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Kitana moved my thread
This is what she said:
Keep your poetry in the same place!
I say to kitana your a disgrace!
My poetry is very serious
Im not trying to give u a diss
But please understand that i enjoy to shit
So i make poems that fit
On you i sit My fat ass made u squish
Your flat now like a dish
I just farted on you
Maybe its not so coo
But please no ur a foo
I still love you
Wanna gag on my cock?
 

Grumpy Old Man

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Don't think much for your writting skills , or the subject matter

But I have risked my life to give you the chance to write it .

Maybe war is wrong .. :confused:
 

Smoke

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fuck_you said:
Kitana moved my thread
This is what she said:
Keep your poetry in the same place!
I say to kitana your a disgrace!
My poetry is very serious
Im not trying to give u a diss
But please understand that i enjoy to shit
So i make poems that fit
On you i sit My fat ass made u squish
Your flat now like a dish
I just farted on you
Maybe its not so coo
But please no ur a foo
I still love you
Wanna gag on my cock?

1st of all, Shittiest 'poem' I've ever heard. 2nd of all, Save that shit for B&T, or you'll be banned.
 

Stephy96

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yo they dont like u, just like me........wanna join force and get these fools
fuck em all - 2pac
 

Smoke

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You and fuck_you would be a cute couple. A joint IQ of 10. One can't spell and the other can't type. :thumbsup:
 

_Kitana_

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Do I need to remind you guys were you are at. This is the Writer's block. I am warning you all....

No more flames, slams or otherwises digs. Those go to B&T.


This is your one and only warning.

~Kit
 

Descent

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I'm going to count how many times the word SHIT has been said in this thread.

Wow...only 15 times. I thought it would be more :p .
 

fuck_you

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Pissin on my leg bad

Pissing on my leg is bad
When i do that i get sad
Then i smell and get mad
You have to be carefull
Dont drink too much red bull
Or else it will be too hard
Its not as worse as listening to Yellow Card
Dont forget to shit now!
Shit fast like Kung Pow
Do it too fast it will hurt! Ow!
Fuck you teachers ass
Then she will help u Pass
Shit on her face
Make her look like black is her race
Then she will fail you
U will get a F,i thought it was impossable to fail as a jew.