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Game:How many sick and twisted torture methods can you come up with?

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sporko06

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Just wonderin if anybody has any original torture ideas?

I was thinkin that putting my brother who's severly allergic to milk in a massive container full of it inch by inch slowly over the course of several days. He would probably die before the first day was over but it's an idea.:sword:
 

JLXC

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I think this is Chit Chat material, not life sucks.

In any case here's one.

Secretly tap into someones water pipes, it's not that difficult. Then you get some nice infected water from mexico. Then once in a while, at first, you let some of that water leak into their supply. Then you gradually add more until they look nice and sick for a week or so. Then stop for a few weeks. Then start again. They'll never figure it out. You could add other things to the water too! It would be fun! :p
 

sporko06

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Alright im a newb cut me some slack.

The dirty water thing is awesome. Is all mexican water dirty?
 

JLXC

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Gee, good point Zoloft! Duh I meant Fun and Games. Silly me.

Spork, much of it is yes. Any of the public system water would do nicely for this. They use bottled water down there, and you have to watch out for ice in your drinks! You don't know how they made the ice, and lots of people gets fucked up from that alone.
 

UberSkippy

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sporko06 said:
Just wonderin if anybody has any original torture ideas?
I have one: I could be forced to read yet another crappy post by you that's in the wrong forum.
 

Brazen

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UberSkippy said:
I have one: I could be forced to read yet another crappy post by you that's in the wrong forum.
That ones killer!
 

latinmaxima

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taking a page from wu tang

I'm gonna sew your ass shut and just keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding to your ass blows up.

plus everything in saw too. that was awesome.
 

hurricanejon

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I would go the mental tortue route, I would strapthe person down. Sew their eyelides to there forehead and make them watch hour after hour of The Lifetime Channel.
 

latinmaxima

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maybe that would work for you but some people actually like some of the stuff on lifetime. now QVC... that sucks.

anyway...what about the whole hang the person in a noose and set them on a metal plate with a candle under it, make the rope tight enough to where if they try to get down the hang themself. keep their hands tied one behind and loop between the legs and one in front. the thought of them moving will drive them mad. them rig the line so if the were dumb enough to hang themselves it would give way after a sec or two. just to fuck with them..not to mention the hot feet.:flamed:
 

G's-up

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Just reading this thread was torture enough........:( geez....
 

Piro

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person tied up + hungry dog drugged up on viagra :sick:
 
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unit.x9

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one of my favorites is cut the persons feet good and deep and make them walk bare foot on salt.....ouch

or a varriation of the lifetime thing only with somting like barnys fun time happy hour extraviganza(made up name but i think you will get the point).
 

Boycott

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Cut off someone's fingernails, make them eat salt and vinegar chips, then wash their hands with vinegar and dry it with a towel with salt on it... After that, close all the wounds with an iron (Boondock Saints style)
 

void

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linked from boing boing.. i love this thing..

This devious little device is designed for one sole purpose…..to drive people insane! And That is Just what this little device did.
The Mind Molester In Action: I decided to first plant it in the Living room right behind the tv so its sound would distinctly interupt anyone’s viewing expierience as well as be masked by the tv sound. The first beep came 5 minutes after I planted it followed by the 3 minute interval of beeps that come once it sets into its sequence. For the first few beeps I got nothing. But then people started asking what that beeping was. Next thing I knew I was watching them rummage through the room looking for it. They dug out the couch and chairs, opened the drawers and everything. Alls I could do was try not to laugh. It was quite amusing. And so for a few hours I left it there and drove everyone nuts. They never could locate the source of the beeping. The 3 minute interval that I at first thought was too long was perfect. Just enough to get their attention and just when they give up the search it’d come back and aggrivate them. I loved it!.

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heres one, you get some crazy bitchy woman, lock whoevers being tortured in the room with her, tie him/her to a chair, light it on fire, while the crazy woman makes incisions with a scalpal, and pouring alcohol all over them to feed teh fire, and teh crazy bitch is still bitching. and when the person being tortured is about to die, pour sand on him/her.

and repeat the process
 

jamesp

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Heres one:

Strip your prisoner down to his birthday suite, get a really hot chick to strip in front of him, let him get a boner, then shove a long peice of glass down his peepee hole, then hit it with a hammer. Talk about shards of glass getting stuck throughout his urethra. OUCH!
 

lady victoria

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jamesp said:
Heres one:

Strip your prisoner down to his birthday suite, get a really hot chick to strip in front of him, let him get a boner, then shove a long peice of glass down his peepee hole, then hit it with a hammer. Talk about shards of glass getting stuck throughout his urethra. OUCH!
arghhhhh:peyes:
 
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Tie down vicotm, place mouth prop, open all teeth so the nevers are exposed, place fan in fron face, on med. speed, wathc the pain conintue for as long...well...till done being evil. (dnetal assistant here I think this would work)
 

toti

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jamesp said:
Heres one:

Strip your prisoner down to his birthday suite, get a really hot chick to strip in front of him, let him get a boner, then shove a long peice of glass down his peepee hole, then hit it with a hammer. Talk about shards of glass getting stuck throughout his urethra. OUCH!
are you in the american military? hehehehe

i would give someone a nipple twist with a pair of plyers for about 6 hours :rolleyes:
 
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