Oldest one in the book. I pulled up to a pump at Chevron. Guy in a shirt and tie was talking to a girl at the next pump over. I guess he couldn't get anything out of her, so he comes up to me. He asks me whether I can buy him gas to go up to Fresno (about 250 miles away from where we are at the moment). I didn't have any cash on me (I hardly have any now that I can use my debit/credit cards almost everywhere). So I asked him where's his car so I can pay for it with my card. He goes never mind.