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Headlines Gay Bomb!

voiceofreason

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Pentagon Spurned Plan to Initiate Enemy Homosexuality

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. military rejected a 1994 proposal to develop an "aphrodisiac" to spur homosexual activity among enemy troops but is hard at work on other less-than-lethal weapons, defense officials said on Sunday.

The idea of fostering homosexuality among the enemy figured in a declassified six-year, $7.5 million request from a laboratory at Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio for funding of non-lethal chemical weapon research.

The proposal, disclosed in response to a Freedom of Information request, called for developing chemicals affecting human behavior "so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely affected."

"One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior," said the document, obtained by the Sunshine Project. The watchdog group posted the partly blacked-out, three-page document on its Web site.

Lt. Col. Barry Venable of the Army, a Defense Department spokesman, said: "This suggestion arose essentially from a brainstorming session, and it was rejected out of hand."
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They're workin' "overtime" at the Pentagon... Hystetrical !
 

ferengi

Yay fire!
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HAHA!!! Funny shit!
"The enemy is coming!! THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!!... but I just... can't... stop pounding your sweet ass!!!"
:rotflmao:
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Turn them into gay men, so they'll be too busy ridiculing each other's wardrobe to fight.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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MaxPower said:
Turn them into gay men, so they'll be too busy ridiculing each other's wardrobe to fight.
Or, in a fit of lust, charge the "exotic looking" army and rule the world with a Pink fist.
 

chucktheskiffie

Way too hyper...
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Gotta love technology... i wonder if they would come up with an antidote to drop the day after the gay bomb, and then the gay bomb, and then the antidote. A battle tactic like that would breed not only sexual confusion, but sexual frustration as well... now that would be interesting...

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swizeguy

How dare you!?
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hahaha that is soo funny.. but then again kinda scary that they think they can make a bomb that can do that to ya.. ahh thats sick.. kinda makes me wonder where and on whom they test it.. eww
 

Descent

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Maybe they put it in that Zonegran stuff. Thanks to the FDA for NOT listing homosexuality as a side effect! I'm living proof...Thank God I got off the stuff. Made me damn psychotic too.

Maybe the Army would make the boots open-toed then...

EDIT: I'm not gay at all. I tell you, the American drug corporations can rot in hell...