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magnolia

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My two dogs are doing like, doggie oral.

We have a puppy who's like 9 weeks old and she's been licking our older male dog's penis. *shudder* I told my mom to watch them and be sure it doesn't happen anymore and she told me that yesterday she saw them outside doing it and that the older dog was peeing on the puppy while she was licking him.

Nasty sick shit. Shock-a-nar-nar!
 

Slacker

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That is what i call nasty! My dogs did that once but it was lesbian oral!
 
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:rofl:

My dog used to go around humping other dogs--only she was a female. She would hump their heads too (not that one). It was a pretty funny sight.
 

magnolia

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My gandma's dog humps her stuffed animals. So when we spend the night over there if we bring anything plush it has to be locked up just in case.
 

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magnolia said:
My gandma's dog humps her stuffed animals. So when we spend the night over there if we bring anything plush it has to be locked up just in case.
My G-ma's Little weiner dog does that it is hilarious. But we used to have a cat who would suck your nipples!
 

bombchu

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My friend had a dog named Hammer...
His name was hammer because he couldnt stop hammering strangers' legs.
 
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My mouth dropped like literally every post in this thread.

Crazy fucking animals.
 

Stardust

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hahahahahhhaaa funny :)

my cat likes to bite nipples but only my bf..it's fucking hilarious :rofl:
 

LiberatioN

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I hate cats that bite...it's bad enough that they're alive in the first place, but they BITE too?
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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We've got a female horse that likes to itch her belly...

By stretching out until it looks like she's completely dead. Then She starts to rock back and forth like she's humping the ground. It's so freaking classic.
 

LiberatioN

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I have a Yorkshire Terrior who pretends he's gonna chomp on something and then restricts but his jaw shakes. it's hilarious. one time i pissed him off and he wouldn't bite me. I kept enticing him but he's too nice to bite his owner...it's really quite pathetic. he's getting old now, about 12...but he's the coolest dog ever. :)
 

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magnolia said:
My two dogs are doing like, doggie oral.

We have a puppy who's like 9 weeks old and she's been licking our older male dog's penis. *shudder* I told my mom to watch them and be sure it doesn't happen anymore and she told me that yesterday she saw them outside doing it and that the older dog was peeing on the puppy while she was licking him.

Nasty sick shit. Shock-a-nar-nar!
Wow. Pedophilia in the animal kingdom.

No, actually, I think the puppy is looking for a milk drink. But she's gonna get something else.
 
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Descent said:
No, actually, I think the puppy is looking for a milk drink. But she's gonna get something else.
Lol, yeah.........protein instead of calcium.
 

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magnolia said:
My two dogs are doing like, doggie oral.

We have a puppy who's like 9 weeks old and she's been licking our older male dog's penis. *shudder* I told my mom to watch them and be sure it doesn't happen anymore and she told me that yesterday she saw them outside doing it and that the older dog was peeing on the puppy while she was licking him.

Nasty sick shit. Shock-a-nar-nar!
all i have to say is ick.
 

blkrose4evr

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Stardust said:
hahahahahhhaaa funny :)

my cat likes to bite nipples but only my bf..it's fucking hilarious :rofl:
My cats like to try to castrate my exes...i've had to warn all of them not to wear shorts around my cats...
 

har-har-har

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i have never seen a dog do anything dirty, and i don't think i'd want too...
 

Black Flame

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lmao. R kelly style! "i want to piss on you, yes i do! piss on you, i pee on you!" i'm surprised no one else has picked that up yet! go chappelle's show!