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First things first, I'd take away his drugs. Then I'd set a stereo just beyond his reach. "The Song that Never Ends" would play in a constant loop, while stinky hairy men clad in nothing but hot pink Speedos giggle and gyrate against his face.
Seriously though, I'd probably just untie him, boot him in the ass and send him on his way.
I'd avoid urinating for several days, then when the time was right, I'd let loose on him like his head was on fire.
If you were in a store trying to find some My Little Pony collectors set, and some obnoxious customer was ranting and raving about not being able to return some soiled leather panties, and was about to defecate in public.....suddenly, you noticed it was me...