WTF ... IS WTF!?
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_Kitana_

Angel of Death
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Ask a Question to the person below you.


Do you believe in Ghost? Why?
 

gehtfuct

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No. Because when you die, you can't come back to prove me wrong.


What color panties are you wearing?
Brown? White? Pink....none? What?

BTW. I had to ask the person above me.
Because there is no one below me....yet.
 

_Kitana_

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gehtfuct said:
No. Because when you die, you can't come back to prove me wrong.


What color panties are you wearing?
Brown? White? Pink....none? What?

BTW. I had to ask the person above me.
Because there is no one below me....yet.
lol Pink and white

person below answer as well... hehe
 

Brain Spout

Wizard No More
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_Kitana_ said:
lol Pink and white

person below answer as well... hehe
well, i'm not wearing panties, but if i was, i'd be wearing my yellow hello kitty panties with the brown poop stain

are poop stains sexy?
 

Darklight

Oppressing your posts...
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um no...

(I can see this thread going to bad places quick... :munchies: )

whats your favorite color?
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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Darklight said:
um no...

(I can see this thread going to bad places quick... :munchies: )

whats your favorite color?
Black, and purple. together!


What's your favourite food?
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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I Hate The FCC said:
The Doors

How sexy are poop stains?
minus sexy..

why don't we do it in the road?
 

I Hate The FCC

Homo est Deus
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Because we'd be hit by cars

Why is WizardlyFriend a motherfucking, irresponsible, dipshit, douche bag?
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Pepsi, red bull, coffee.

Whats your vice?
 

diamond

The nice guy
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#13
Coffee in huge quantities.

What was the best thing that happened to you today?
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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3 days..

have you ever made love in a bush/tree?
 

jamesp

In Memory...
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No, way too uncomfortable, I just as soon be seen.

What is the most horrible thing you've ever done to someone?
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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most horrible thing to everyone; i've never voted, eligible for 20 years already..

what would you do to blaze daily if he was tied up in front of you?
(multiple replies accepted)
 
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void said:
what would you do to blaze daily if he was tied up in front of you?
(multiple replies accepted)

First things first, I'd take away his drugs. Then I'd set a stereo just beyond his reach. "The Song that Never Ends" would play in a constant loop, while stinky hairy men clad in nothing but hot pink Speedos giggle and gyrate against his face.

Seriously though, I'd probably just untie him, boot him in the ass and send him on his way.
 

gehtfuct

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I'd avoid urinating for several days, then when the time was right, I'd let loose on him like his head was on fire.

If you were in a store trying to find some My Little Pony collectors set, and some obnoxious customer was ranting and raving about not being able to return some soiled leather panties, and was about to defecate in public.....suddenly, you noticed it was me...

What would you do?
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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I'd LMAO, shake your hand, take a pic, post pic here, then forbid you to come to our weekly sex party.

When was the last time you had sex? (masturbation doesn't count descent)